George Carlin: Doin' It Again Page #5
- Year:
- 1990
- 60 min
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goofy half-educated doctor
keeps telling you,
you're doing fine, Jim.
In fact, bring your doctor
a bowel of broccoli,
he's probably got cancer, too,
probably picked
it up from you.
They don't know
what they're doing,
it's all guesswork
in a white coat.
Here, let me have a few more
sips of industrial waste.
Ah,
maybe, maybe I can turn them
cancers against one another.
That's what you got
to hope for, you know,
that you get more
than one cancer
so they eat each other
up instead of you.
In fact, the way
I look at it,
the most cancer you got,
the healthier you are.
Well, I know, some people
don't like you to
I know that.
Some people don't like you
Some people don't
want you to say this,
some people don't
want you to say that.
you mention some things
they might happen.
Some people are
really f***ing stupid.
Did you ever notice that,
you run into during the day?
God damn, there's a lot of
stupid bastards walking around.
Carry a little pad
and pencil with you,
you wind up with 30 or 40
names by the end of the day.
Look at it this way.
Think of how stupid
and then realize half of
them are stupider than that.
And it doesn't
take you very long
to spot one of them, does it.
Take you about
eight seconds.
You'll be listening
to some guy, and say,
this guy is f***ing stupid.
Then,
then there are some people,
they're not stupid.
They're full of sh*t.
Huh, that doesn't take
very long to spot, either,
does it.
Take you about the
same amount of time.
You'll be listening to
some guy, saying, well,
he's fairly intelligent.
Ah, he's full of sh*t.
Then there are some
people, they're not stupid,
they're not full of sh*t,
they're f***ing nuts.
Dan Quayle is all three,
all three,
stupid,
full of sh*t,
and f***ing nuts.
And where did he
get that wife of his?
Have you taken a good look
at that Marilyn Quayle?
Where did he get her,
at a Halloween
party or something?
She looks like Prince
Charles, for Christ's sake.
Let me ask you something,
does he actually have
to f*** that woman?
Huh?
God help him,
I wouldn't f*** her
with a stolen dick.
That's my political humor.
People like it
when you're topical.
Oh, some people don't
like you to talk like that.
Oh, some people would
like to shut you up
You know that,
lots of people,
lots of groups in this country
want to tell you how to talk,
tell you what you
can't talk about.
Sometimes they'll say, well,
you can talk
about something,
but you can't joke about it.
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