Futurama: Bender's Game Page #4
What is it, already?
What's the cause of your anger?
I guess I would have to say, I hate you.
I'm beginning to understand.
It all goes back to your parents.
-What?
-You have a resentment
because they pushed you
to study medicine,
when all you ever wanted
was to be a song-and-dance man.
(ZOIDBERG HUMMING)
(SOBBING) Why? Why?
I was raised in an orphanarium.
who I never even met
until a few years ago.
Then you've got to go to them
and work this song-and-dance stuff out.
Maybe have them cook me nice dinner.
No scallions. I hate them.
-Amy, cancel my appointments.
-Stop calling me.
Bender, please don't get mad,
but I think you might be playing too much
Dungeons & Dragons.
You're absolutely right, Fry.
I almost went insane,
but after this heart-to-heart talk,
-I've decided to quit.
-Really?
Whew! That's a load off my toad.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
I'm off to slay the werewolf
of Goblin Mountain.
(EXCLAIMING)
On guard, man-wench!
Prepare to cross blades.
(lN MALE VOICE)
You couldn't afford it, honey.
(GRUNTING)
Foolish leprechaun, I scoop your treasure
in the name of the fancy men.
HERMES:
He also left a small pileof treasure on the living room rug.
Foul dragon, meet thy doom.
(GROANING)
-Would you like a napkin, Doctor?
-Thank you.
Satisfied, Zoidberg?
My relationship with my parents is fine.
Now, hold on, Leela.
Maybe this torture collar is good for you.
What? Ow!
It'll control your temper.
Men like a woman who's not always
slamming their head in the car door.
She's right. That's what first attracted me
to your mother.
So, Leela, I understand your friend here
is a physician,
and I'm not seeing a ring on his claw.
Mom, he's a cockroach from outer space.
(LEELA SCREAMING)
Good, Leela, work that anger out.
Excuse me a moment,
I'm swarming with parasites.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hey, it's what's-his-name from the surface.
The bi-clops.
Have you seen Bender? He's gone nuts.
Also, smell this milk.
Prepare for a surprise attack.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Someone do something.
I would, but... Ow! Take my collar off.
I can't, I'm still eating.
Help me, Leela.
(GASPING)
I cast upon thee a spell of fireball!
(BELCHES)
(EXCLAIMS)
No.
Not the spork.
Beholdeth, Titanius,
I cast a freeze ray upon you.
(SCOFFS) That's ridiculous.
There's no such thing as a freeze ray.
-What, you mean a cone of coldness?
-Yeah, that.
No! No! Fancy men are defenseless
against cone of coldness.
(EXCLAIMING)
I'm freezing... What?
Bender, no.
When will young people learn that
Dungeons & Dragons
won't make you cool?
Relax, Fry. I'm a doctor.
I'm sure the robot
will be just fine with a little help.
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