Fathers' Day Page #3

Tongue kissed, or otherwise.

I'm only here to help, Stegel.

Yeah, if memory serves

me correctly... fathers

Have a way of turning

up raped and killed

When you try to help.

Are you going to help me like

you helped old Bill Cummings?

You bastard.

I swear to God, Ahab, I

will take you down so hard

Your grandkids will feel it.

And if it were up to me, you'll

speak in bird-dog to the prison

Yards you cock-eyed f***!

I want one reason, Ahab.

Now, come on!

[Grunts]

What the hell is that?

Why don't you tell me?

What?

Is Fuchman some kind

of satanist now?

Now you listen to me

you son of a b*tch!

You and I both

know Chris Fuchman

Has been dead for 30 years.

Father's Day Killer, Cannibalman

Killer, Fat Boy F***er,

Cannibal Cock Killer!

Now, those damn reporters can

give it any name they want,

But I got my eye on you and

that degenerate sister of yours.

Chelsea?

Yeah, if your

dad's been involved,

I can count on her snooping

through my crime scene,

Disturbing evidence.

Entering an investigation is

an indictable offence, Ahab.

So you tell her I

said hi, and maybe

She'll listen when you suggest

she stick to what she knows.

Eh, turning tricks

with the Low Life club.

[Laughs mockingly]

Yeah, they always return

to the scene of the crime.

[Music playing]

DJ:
Nipples and dollars,

you'll be on stage two.

Nipples and dollars

for stage two, please.

What can I get you?

I'm looking for a girl.

Maybe you can help me.

In the back.

What?

I said in the back.

Talk to a manager.

DJ:
Gentlemen, pull

out those big rolls.

The ladies want

to see your wads,

And you got to

hold them up high.

Get ready to shower the

stage with dollar bills.

[Woman speaking indistinctly]

MARY (THROUGH DOOR): It's

not a crime if you tell

Somebody about it beforehand.

What?

Shut the f*** up!

Mary.

It's Sleazy Mary.

And what's it to...

Well, well, well.

It's been a long time, Mary.

It's been a long time.

Listen, I know you

don't owe me any favors.

And I don't expect you

to cut me any slack,

Especially after

the way I left you.

There was something

I needed to do.

And you're going to

have to learn to accept

It and move on, honey.

[Chuckles]

Good.

Good.

That was easier than I expected.

Listen, I'm going to need

a favor from you, Sleazy.

It's my sister.

I know she works

here, and I want

To get her out of this dive.

She's in a lot of trouble, Mary.

I was just hoping

you could help me

Get her out of this sh*t hole

before her life goes down

The drain like yours did

and she looks 30 years older

Than she is dealing with the

business end of a coat hanger

And...

[Grunts]

[Rock music playing]

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