Father's Day Page #5
coming home with me tonight.
OK?
I just want my
dad back, Chelsea.
I know, Twink.
I know.
Come on, let's go.
[Sobbing]
WALNUT:
I'm not invited?[Shutter clicks]
I don't know what these f***ers
are up to, but I don't like it.
Mark.
You said it, boss.
Answer to your boot, cockshit.
Mark.
What?
I'm sorry.
Can we get back to work?
I would love to.
cabin fermenting as we speak.
I thought it was a metaphor.
I thought you were
saying that Chelsea was
Like the good pure syrup
that had started to ferment,
And that you yourself
had soured with old age.
And look, I thought that
in your own spiritual way
You were trying to say that
you didn't want her to make
The same mistakes that you did.
I love you goddammit.
Oh, shoot.
I'm not even
supposed to say that.
Mary's until the freaking
Cows come home.
Gosh darn it.
Gosh darn it.
I'm like a tree, I said that?
Yes, in a way.
Christ.
Oh!
I'm taking you to the airport.
No, John.
Please, take me to my hotel.
I've got a lot of
thinking to do.
OK.
But John, one thing.
You don't call a man a tree.
I know.
I know.
CHELSEA:
Make yourselfat home, Twink.
I've got to wash
that place off me.
Do you want any
help with that, baby?
What is wrong with you?
All right, sorry.
Don't get your f***ing
titties in a twist, babe.
Don't forget whose
house you're in, Walnut.
And don't talk to me like
I'm one of those c*nts
On the corner of 42nd.
Or I swear to God I will turn
your cock into kue basah.
[Scoffs]
Jesus Christ, you'd think
I'd got you pregnant.
What?
Shut up.
You got somebody pregnant?
You sound like
that clit Lauren.
What about Lauren?
F***!
You popped my balls, b*tch.
What about Lauren?
What are you talking
about, Walnut?
She calls me up, tells
me she's pregnant,
She's going to have a kid.
I don't want a f***ing kid.
Look at me.
Oh, my God.
Hey, uh, mind if I
smoke this in here?
Yeah, actually I do mind.
F***!
Oh, no, not again.
CHELSEA:
Don't worry,Twink, I've got
A flashlight in the kitchen.
No!
Walnut?
Walnut?
Walnut?
WALNUT:
I'm right here, man.Chill out.
What kind of f***ing
dump did you bring me to?
TWINK:
Did you reallyget that girl pregnant?
CHELSEA:
I got it![Choking]
[Snarling]
[Screams]
[Erratic breathing]
[Gunshots]
[Screams]
Chelsea, it's Ahab.
Hello?
Chelsea?
[Glass shatters]
[Laughter]
Ahab?
TWINK:
Ahab?[Groans]
A fish bowl to the
head, are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
You look like Fuchman.
That son of a b*tch
killed my best friend
Right here in front of me.
OK.
So this here is...
Was his friend Walnut.
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