Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off Page #3
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2003
- 110 min
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It traveled to my legs
and made them weak.
There!
Anything else you want to know?
You know what? We can...
How many kidney stones I've passed?
Huh?
Why my right boobie is a little
bit higher than the left?
I just got upset.
These people's all up in my -
- I know, it's all right.
- It's too many cameras.
It's too many white people.
I can't take it, Thaddeus.
They're going to meet
They're going to hear the rules.
And then of course,
my favorite part,
the lighting
of the ceremonial oven,
which is just like the Olympics.
It's that kind of "haa"
you know, kind of moment.
When I go "haa," I mean,
like crowds cheering.
That sounded weird.
The pioneer days are coming up.
Will and I are going
as rootin' tootin' cowboys.
Being a mother
is the hardest job ever.
- It's very rewarding, but... -the only
thing probably harder is selling insurance.
I don't know if you're familiar
with the insurance game,
but it is brutal.
I wasn't in Vietnam,
I was too young,
but it's just like that.
It's nuts.
Half the time, I'm selling,
half the time I'm explaining it
to my own staff.
- It's... ugh.
- No. Yeah, nine to five.
I'm a finalist.
It's called a
multi-layered anti-oxidant
rainbow gelatin Dee-light.
It's science and
it's also nutrition.
- Well-
- if we win the cook off,
oh my gosh, a million bucks.
Well, I'm planning on taking
a spa weekend just for myself.
You know, I mean, just me time.
I mean, I'd like
some me time too.
But, um, I'm too busy
earning a living.
- There's more good news?
- Yes, I'm pregnant.
Oh, hey.
She's talked about,
"why don't you get a vasectomy?"
And I'm like, "uh, because
it's a part of my body
that I care a lot about and I'm
not going to take a knife to it."
All of our kids,
if you can believe this,
all of them were born...
I was fully on contraception.
I mean, to be very honest,
the same bed with him anymore.
- Just when I look at him
- "do-do, do-do, do-do..."
This is what we call
the ring of fire.
These ovens are used
for the very last stage
of the competition,
and this is only
for the seven finalists.
This is the official
Van Rookle farm Jumbotron.
Basically what'll happen is that
Morty Van Rookle, it's so sad,
he... this is the first time
in 40 years he can't be here
because he had
quadruple bypass surgery,
but he'll be watching us
from the Jumbotron.
Remember, I can see you
from here, okay?
It's almost as if you're
in bed here with me.
- It's so great.
um, he's kind of like
in that I don't talk to
my real dad anymore at all.
I am owner/creator of
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