
Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2003
- 110 min
- 106 Views
I was having a sexy soiree.
It's a multilevel marketing
home-based business that I do,
toys to married ladies.
Wow, the excitement is palpable
with you ladies today.
You know, actually can you
hear me without the mic?
- Yeah, just sitting right here.
- I guess so. All right, okay.
All right, sexy soiree
These are Lutheran marital aids.
These products
are for marrieds only.
So little bit... and I got to
tell the truth here.
Pauline and I actually
don't use the products.
I was not even allowed
to look at the products.
is my sister, Pauline.
I'm Pauline Solfest.
Well, you know,
this is the first time
in the history of the
Van Rookle's farm cook-off,
which started in 1945,
this is the first time
there have ever been
two sisters, both finalists...
We don't like to say competing
- because we're not competing.
- Because we're not competing.
We're... different categories.
And this is the fluffer whip.
Stop that, I'm not married.
My recipe is easy one cupboard
death by chocolate pie.
It's, well, very chocolaty.
It starts off with a delicious
pre-prepared Graham cracker,
chocolate Graham cracker crust.
Then it has, like, a fondant,
like an icing.
- And...
- Smooth.
So smooth.
And then it's a mousse.
It's like a pudding/mousse
kind of a thing.
It's so good.
And then chocolate chips,
regular chocolate chips,
milk chocolate chips,
white chocolate chips,
and then candy.
Butterscotch chocolate chips.
The butterscotch
chocolate chips, thank you.
It'll give you a seizure.
This goes...
You know, pretty much any way
you would want it to go.
- Yeah.
- Do you need, like Novocain
or some kind of topical, uh,
- I don't...
You know,
you're a medical professional
so you know more
about that than me.
This is where I work,
at golden minutes
senior day care.
And it's the most fun thing
in the world for me.
- This is Mrs. Burress. -Couldn't
find an orderly all night!
Where was the orderlies?
In your bedroom? Whore!
I get paid
but I stay for 14 sometimes
because I'm having
so much darn fun.
I'm a nutritionist.
I do mostly soft foods
because that's what
they can digest here.
Hey, don't swallow
the whole spoon.
Ah, put it in my... crack a
hole and put it in there.
- In vegetables, no one enters that.
- No one ever wins that.
I thought, "well,
It is cream corn
for the lactose intolerant.
Made with ja-mocha mix,
which is...
You know,
it's non-dairy creamer.
Right, cream corn,
non-dairy creamer.
Those that can't do it,
you know what happens
when you can't digest dairy.
That's a situation...
- well, you know, they have... -that I
would like to leave for the third shift.
This is my life, you know.
I work here 14 hours a day.
I go home and take care
of my dad.
I don't have a lot of time.
I sure don't have a boyfriend.
So my fianc,
Lars Hagerbakke and I,
are very much in love.
Um, we met at the
doing a production of
guys and dolls.
I was adopted into
the Hagerbakke family.
Um, before that, I have vague
memories of my black family.
I remember-i remember looking up
from what must have been a crib
eyes smiling back down at me.
When I first saw Sharon,
I said, "there is a doll,
there is a living
and walking doll
with all the fluids
that people have inside,
but a doll on the outside."
He talks like that all the...
Give me a kiss.
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