Dude, Where's My Car? Page #4

Oh yeah.

But, but, you could use the box...

...to keep...to keep...

...ribbons.

You guys forgot our anniversary. Didn't you?

Of course not!

No! We got you guys great gifts.

We just had some car troubles.

Yeah. But we came over here as soon|as we could|to help you guys clean up...

...but, oh no.

It looks like you're already done.

All we have to do is take out the trash.

Say, they haven't been outside yet...

Oh! You know what? We'll take out the trash.

You guys go and take a nice hot bath.

Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work.

Go ahead and pay up to yourselves.

Just don't make a mess.

Slow and steady good body.

10-4

You're tilting.

Why are you tilting?

You gave me the heavy end.

No. Let it go.

We're not leaving it behind.

OK.

I'll take my shoe off

Stop pushing.

Watch it!

Careful!

You're cool?

We're still cool.

Now take your shoe off and you get it.

OK:

Get it.

That's it.

I got it!

Oh my god!

You guys can't do anything right.

Why do you have to mess everything up?

I got three words: anger management.

Yeah.

Dude, we really need to find your car.

Hey guys.

Sorry about yanking you off the street|like that but we really need to talk to you.

Who are you guys?

My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu....

...Zellner, Zelbor, Zelmina and Jeff.

Hey.

To answer your question more specifically:

We are the recipients of instructions|from extraterrestrials regarding the

interstellar path to outer space.

Go ahead and laugh.

We are used to be in mot.

OK.

We've been sent by a wise and powerful leader

Zoltan.

to find you and recover the continuum transfunctioner.

Hey. Have you guys ever been to Uranus?

Yeah. It's supposed to be|really nice at this time of the year.

Hey. This is important.

We intercepted an interstellar|message that leads us to believe...

...that last night you were in|possession of the continuum transfunctioner.

Where is it now?

The who what?

The continuum transfunctioner is a|very mysterious and powerful device...

and?

...and it's mystery is|exceeded only by it's power.

I'm sorry but we don't|remember a thing about last night.

You must be careful.

Danger follows the continuum transfunctioner.

So says Zoltan.

Zoltan.

I'll tell you what. You know...

...we'll keep our eyes up for|the continual|transthing and if we see it

we'll give you a call.

Yes, you must.

But remember. You are in great danger.

Trust no one.

Except for us.

Oh yes. Thank you Jeff. Good point.

Trust no one except for us.

Zoltan.

Wait a second. Let's recap.

Last night we lost my car. We accepted|stolen money from transsexual stripper.

And now some space nerds wants us to|find something we can't pronounce.

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