Don't Think Twice Page #3
You never know if it was good
when you were little
or you were just little,
so you didn't know.
It's the great paradox of weekend
live, is was it good ever?
Or did we think so
because we were 12?
You should not have
said that in your audition.
I brought that up
at my interview.
Hi.
Sarah, we're gonna hold ten.
Why are we holding ten?
I called Hugh Finn. He's bringing over
some producers from weekend live.
Hey, Jack, don't pull
some showboat sh*t out there.
What? When do I do that?
You always do that.
Anyone from the industry shows up, you
turn into a one-man audition tape.
You did it when the guy from Conan
came, when law and order came.
You guys, where's bill?
Where is bill?
He doesn't wanna miss this.
"Where are you?"
Bill?
Where's bill?
Where's bill? Where's bill?
Bill, bill, bill,
bill, bill, bill.
Bill's not gonna be happy
- I love bill, but we gotta do the show.
- Here we go, guys.
Please welcome the commune!
Hi. I'm Sam.
Miles.
Allison.
Lindsay.
Jack.
And we are the commune.
In fact, everything you see tonight
is going to be improvised,
and it's all about you guys.
So did anybody out there
have a particularly hard day?
Hmm? Yes.
Yeah, I saw my dad for the
first time in ten years today.
What? Really? Where?
He drives a taxi, and I just
randomly got into his cab.
Wait. No, no, no.
Wow.
Fact-checking.
Uh, you got into a taxi.
You did not know it was your dad.
Then you said, "hi, dad"?
Yes, I said, "hi, dad."
Well, okay.
Wow. Hop in.
Oh.
Thanks. I didn't think anyone was gonna
pick me up. It's raining so hard.
Yeah. Where you headed?
I'm going to a restaurant
on west fourth and Broadway.
What do you got goin' on there?
A blind date with a man I'll probably
engage in sexual congress with.
Well...
Thank you. I...
In fact, I...
I have abandonment issues.
My father left me.
So I basically only relate
to men through sex.
That's challenging
for me to hear.
Um... in that case,
I think I'll get out here.
Okay.
Welcome to la Traviata.
How many?
Two. I'm meeting someone.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Dad?
I'm just trying to be
part of your life.
And you drove the cab?
Well, uh, now, look,
as the president of
I believe that it's not only
my duty to find your father
but also have him pick you up in a cab
and take you to your destination.
This is a new program we're working
on right now called cabs for dads,
but my critics like
to call it Obamacabs.
Uh, as if that would bother me.
I was justifying why a man would be
picking up his daughter in a cab.
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