Don't Look Under the Bed Page #3

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THE LOCKERS!

WELL, WHO DID THEN?

I--

I'M GONNA FIND OUT.

AREN'T YA GONNA RUN

AWAY THIS TIME?

I DIDN'T REALLY RUN AWAY.

YES. YOU DID!

I JUST NEEDED SOME SPACE

TO EVALUATE THE SITUATION.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE ME.

WHY WOULDN'T I BE

ABLE TO SEE YOU?

NOBODY ELSE CAN.

YEAH, RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

OOOHH! YEAAAHH! OOOW!

WELL, THAT'S

STEALING, YOU KNOW?

HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN' EAT THIS STUFF.

IT MAKES HIS:

FACE BREAK OUT.

WELL, WHAT'S YOUR

NAME, ANYWAY?

HOUDINI.

LARRY HOUDINI.

OH, I GUESS YOU'RE

ALMOST NAMED AFTER

HARRY HOUDINI?

THAT-THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

IT'S BETTER THAN

BEING NAMED AFTER

FRANCIS BACON.

I DON'T LIKE BACON.

WELL--

HOUDINI'S NOT EVEN

A REAL NAME.

I'M NOT A REAL PERSON.

I'M...

AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

YEAH! YEAH! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

WELL, THAT'S REALLY CUTE, BUT I

DO NOT HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.

DID I SAY I WAS YOUR

IMAGINARY FRIEND?

I DON'T THINK SO,

MISS FRANCIS.

WELL,

IF YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND,

THEN WHY ARE YOU

FOLLOWING ME AROUND?

ARE YOU SURE I'M

FOLLOWING YOU?

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST IMAGINING.

NO!

SERIOUSLY, FRAN, DO YOU

MIND IF I CALL YOU FRAN?

YEAH, ACTUALLY I DO.

I THINK I MUST HAVE BEEN

SENT HERE TO HELP YOU.

THAT'S PROBABLY

WHY YOU CAN SEE ME.

OH, YOU KNOW, I

DON'T NEED ANY HELP,

REAL OR IMAGINARY.

OH, CONTRAIRE.

THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PECULIAR

GOING DOWN IN THIS BURG, WATSON.

AND IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE...

YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

LOOK, I DON'T CARE

WHAT THEY SAID,

BUT I DID NOT EGG

MR. KEPLER'S CAR.

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.

OK.

I KNOW WHO DID.

IT WAS THE BOOGEYMAN.

THE BOOGEYMAN?

UM-HMM. AND I THINK HE'S

GOT IT IN FOR YOU, FRAN.

I THINK YOU'RE BEING...

FRAMED.

EXCUSE ME!

I'M-I'M REALLY SORRY.

UMM, DOES ANYBODY KNOW

WHO THIS GUY IS?

WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

HE SAYS HIS NAME IS

LARRY HOUDINI.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW

WHO HE REALLY IS?

[ Crowd Laughing ]

Intercom:

FRANCIS McCAUSLAND.

TO THE OFFICE PLEASE.

FRANCIS McCAUSLAND.

TO THE OFFICE.

[ Laughing Continues ]

I SEE YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS BACON.

THAT IS BACON WITH

A "B", CORRECT?

IS THERE A BACON WITHOUT A "B"?

FRANCIS, IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED

THAT YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING

ABOUT THE UNUSUAL EVENTS

THAT HAVE BEEN HAPPENING

THE PAST FEW DAYS.

WE HAVE REASON TO

BELIEVE THERE WAS A PLAN

AMONG A LARGE:

NUMBER OF STUDENTS

TO SET CLOCKS TO

THE WRONG TIME:

AS A SORT OF MASS PRANK.

YOU HAD THAT LIS OF STUDENTS YOU

WERE CHECKING WITH

TO MAKE SURE:

THEY SET THEIR:

CLOCKS FORWARD.

WHAT?

BACK. YOU SET THEM BACK

TO MAKE THE ALARMS GO

OFF EARLIER.

YOU SET THEM FORWARD.

IT'S LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

FALL BACK.

SPRING FORWARD.

NO. FALL FORWARDS.

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