Don't Hang Up Page #3

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be a grief counselor?

I'm serious, man, you owe me

for two keys of blow.

If I ain't got that cash

tomorrow...

we're gonna have a serious

problem here.

Well, my daughter is as sure

as sh*t pregnant...

and she says that you're the one

that put that...

that demon seed inside of her.

It couldn't

be me I'm a virgin, I swear.

Oh my god!

Busted, you f***ing liar,

Thornton!

I knew he didn't bang Christie.

Yeah! Ah!

Hang on,

there's somebody at my door.

She's here! Brenda's alive!

She's okay.

Is that you, Brady Mannion?

Oh, I'm gonna beat the sh*t

out of you!

A**hole, you hear me or what?

Are you having fun?

A little bit, yeah,

how about you?

Not yet,

but I have a feeling...

that's about to change.

What you got, big plans tonight?

It's all

one big joke to you, isn't it?

These phone calls you make?

You must feel so powerful,

sitting there on your couch...

laughing at the embarrassment

and pain you cause.

Yeah, it's pretty funny, yeah.

Maybe it's

time for someone like me...

to come over there and wipe

that smug grin off your face.

Okay. Well, uh, how about when

you get here, you suck my dick!

I guess some people really don't

like getting pranked.

Oh, dude, pizza time, come on!

You don't happen to have

Larry's number do you?

Why?

Let's take this sh*t up a notch.

What? Hello?

Well, hi-dee-ho there, neighbor.

This is uh... uh... Brad Gunderson

from over on Elm Street.

I'm with neighborhood watch,

don't you know?

Okay, so I care why?

Well we've had a bit of mischief

in our happy hood lately.

You know, teenagers and the like

pretending to be, uh...

gas company workers and even

pizza delivery boys.

You know, they knock on the door

and see if anyone's home...

and if no one answers,

they rob the place.

Well, holy sh*t.

I got a pizza guy on my front

porch right now.

And you didn't order one?

Hell, no.

Oh, dear. That's a pickle,

for sure.

Uh, just stay calm and...

And, uh, call the police.

I know how to take care...

of a**holes like this,

don't worry.

Sh*t, is that Mosley?

What?

Dude, do you think Lar... what do

you think Larry's gonna do?

Hey, hey! You wanna find

out what...

Holy sh*t, dude, dude,

he's got a bat!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Yeah, take the pizza and stick

it up your ass!

Oh my god.

Yeah, ah.

F***, f***, f*** f***!

Get down, oh, sh*t!

Do you think he saw us?

Not sure.

I know you're in there,

Fuller, come on!

Fuller!

What?

Sh*t's not funny, Brady.

The guy had a f***ing bat.

I was about to knock

his old ass out!

Your skinny ass ain't gonna

knock nobody out.

Don't test me, man, I'm serious.

What are you gonna do?

You're such a dick,

you know that?

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