Don't Be a Menace to South Central Page #4
of another race!
- Word.
- Oh, yeah. Remind me
to pick my laundry up...
from that chink muthafucka
up the street.
Crazy Legs used
to be the best dancer in the hood.
But now he's paralyzed from
the waist down after a drive-by.
What's up, Crazy?
Hey, what's up, y'all? I be right
there, all right?
Whoo!
- That's the way to start the day.
How you doin'?
- Hi, Crazy.
-Hi, yourself. How's my little partner?
- All right, African brother.
- Hey, hold that.
Loc Dog didn't
have the flyest ride in the hood,
but it was reliable
in rain, sleet or snow.
Hey, you guys.
Y'all want to see a dead body?
- Yeah! Of course.
- Come on.
- I told you he was dead.
- Man, he stinks!
- What's up, baby boy?
- Hey, where you goin', girl?
Damn! Hey, Tray, if you can't
get nothin' up in here,
- you gonna straight die a virgin.
- Sh*t, man.
Hey, y'all. Look at them
freaks gettin' busy on the dance floor.
There's all kinds
of b*tches here!
What did I tell you about disrespectin'
my Nubian princesses?
- Aw, come on!
- Quit disrespect-- You need--
Oh, my God. The mother of Mecca
Do my eyes not deceive me...
or am I lookin'
at the goddess lsis herself?
Can you, uh--
Can you do me a favor,
my brown-skinned angel?
Can you tap that white girl for me?
My milk of magnesia. Ohh!
he broke the mold.
But maybe you and I could, uh,
Hey, this one to all my dead homies,
you know what I'm sayin'?
I remember the first time I saw Dashiki.
She was fine enough
to be Jet beauty of the week.
- Yo! Yo, yo, Loc. Loc, come here.
- What's up, n*gger?
- Yo, man. Who's this
fine girl over here?
Oh, n*gger, that's Dashiki.
Stay away from there. Everybody
in the hood's been up with her.
Shoot. She got more kids
than Mrs. Wayans.
- Damn!
- Yeah.
Anyway, that's Toothpick's ex-girl. You
don't want any of that boy's old scraps.
- Toothpick
got used to bein' in jail.
- Damn!
So much so that even on the outside, he
lived like he was still on the inside.
Gimme a knife, boy.
Keep it down. Keep it down.
Hmm? Bone check, homey.
Bone check!
Five dollars a head!
Five dollars.
- I got top!
- Go fish!
- What they in for, man?
- Five dollars, buster!
Oh, I got that.
I can cover that.
Here. Here you go.
What?
Oh, my money ain't good?
Do you know how many
crumb cakes I can get for that?
How many chocolate milks?
How many bars of soap?
Deal my cards! Just hurry up and
deal my cards. Deal, deal, deal!
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