Doing Time on 'The Longest Yard' Page #4
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- 2005
- 12 min
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but there's folks here in the prison
league don't care for me very much.
- You, warden?
- They thought it might be amusing
to schedule the defending
league champs as our first game.
And me? Well, I thought
an old pro like yourself
might have some training-camp tricks,
Give us the competitive edge.
All right. Relatively simple.
You need a tune-up game.
A tune-up game?
Yeah. In college, we'd start every
season against Appalachian State
or some slack Division ll team.
Kick the living sh*t out of them.
Get their confidence up.
You know something, Paul?
- You've just given me an inspiration.
- That's great. What?
to play the first game against us.
And you, Mr. Crewe,
are gonna be the quarterback.
I don't think so.
Let me tell you something.
In my prison, to get along,
you gotta go along.
I just wanna do my three years
and be done.
Three years is before
Now, you could be with us
for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.
Fine, I'll do it.
Good choice.
But one condition, though.
Gotta promise me to keep
Captain Knauer off my back.
It's a deal.
Now, you got four weeks
to assemble a team and train them.
What, are we gonna have a half-hour
a day to practice with a Nerf ball?
Oh, I'll make sure my boys allow you
sufficient freedom, within these walls,
to get your team in shape.
What's this? "Football 'tree-outs."'
What the hell is a "tree-out"?
"Tryout," you half a meatball.
- What's this football thing about, man?
- Crewe's getting a team together.
- To play against who?
- The guards.
Now, I don't know about y'all,
but I occasionally have the impulse
to physically assault one of our
finer correctional officers.
Yeah? Well, how the hell
we gonna get to do that?
Just show up at the "tree-outs,"
you big, dumb b*tch.
Do the girls get to play?
We're playing footballs,
not balls-balls.
This is bullshit. Just another chance
for the guards to beat on us.
Don't you idiots get it? We could get
a free shot at the guards.
This is our turn.
We could beat up on them.
We could kill them.
Kill them.
You know MVP
sold his own teammates out.
What do you think
he's gonna do to you fools?
And that's the truth.
With some cheese on it.
There ain't no meat loaf
between these buns.
Yo, man, that's my flier, man!
I worked hard on it!
You see? He ran like a little b*tch,
right? You saw that, right?
Yo, team needs you.
Team needs you.
You sh-- You come to the tr--
Come to the tree-outs.
Crappy field, sh*t-ass equipment...
Hey, man, at least we got some
world-class players over there.
Forty-five.
Forty-six.
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