Devil's Whisper Page #3

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He spoke to me.

I think we need

to call the police.

Wait, wait,

what did he say?

He said, "god is a liar."

Maybe it was a nightmare.

It wasn't

a f***ing nightmare!

I was awake!

Let's get you to bed.

It's okay, honey. Come on.

Shh, shh, shh.

Honey, are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm okay.

Promise you'll wake me

if you need anything.

Yeah.

I love you.

Love you too.

Yo, we should get Alex

a hooker for his birthday.

Aren't they expensive?

No, dude.

You can get one for like

60 bucks off the Internet.

How do you know?

That is disgusting.

Hey, yo, Alex,

it's gonna suck

when you gotta retire

from the p*ssy patrol, bro.

That's why you got to have

as much sex as you can

before they cut it off.

Right, Alex?

What?

Yeah.

I mean, no,

they don't cut it off.

Does it matter?

You can never use it again.

Maybe giving up sex

won't be such a big deal.

How the f*** do you know?

You don't even know

what you're giving up.

That's savage, Gavin.

Why do you want

to be a priest

anyway, dude?

Yeah, man, I mean,

becoming a priest,

you gotta admit,

that sh*t's pretty weird.

I told you guys.

I want to help people.

There's a million ways

to help people

and still bang b*tches.

You're a real neanderthal,

aren't you?

Do you guys believe in ghosts?

Yo, you're tripping

off that beer, lightweight.

Might wanna

put that sh*t down.

No, seriously,

do you believe in ghosts?

Um, I do.

I believe in ghosts.

I thought I saw one once

after my dad died.

Why, man?

Seeing ghosts?

No. I was just wondering.

So the thing is,

I learned something

when I decided

to be a dog owner,

and the biggest kind of,

like, epiphany that I had

was that you have to do things

to keep it alive.

Don't you?

Yes, it's true.

You have to feed it,

then you have to walk it,

then you have to

trim the nails.

So, a comedy album,

is that your big move

with all the girls?

What girls?

If you're ever going to have

a shot with any other girls,

you're going to need

to get some game.

Oh, yeah? Like what?

Well, most of the girls

i know like bad boys,

so instead of

taking them out

to dinner,

take them out for a drink.

I'm not old enough

to buy alcohol.

Come on, Alex,

don't be such a p*ssy.

You need to let

your inner bad boy out

and lose the comedy album.

Play something that's going

to get them in the mood.

I don't want any other girls.

That was amazing.

Much better than

our first kiss.

You remember?

Truth or dare,

mark bartolotti's

eighth birthday party.

That was my first kiss.

Well, this one

was much better.

Are you sure you want

to be a priest?

I mean, like, you won't be

able to do this any more.

What's wrong?

I'm not sure about this.

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