Devil's Due Page #5

Oh, don't worry, I'm just

gonna make a few adjustments.

SAMANTHA:
Is it okay?

Uh...

Ah, there we go.

- So, you're about seven weeks along.

- ZACH:
Ooh.

And everything

looks really good.

ZACH:
Honeymoon baby.

(CHUCKLES)

The pill is about

99 percent effective,

but, occasionally, this happens.

Okay.

ZACH:
She winked at me.

I saw that.

Because I got good sperm.

(DR. LUDKA LAUGHS)

This is what you started. What?

It's good, strong sperm.

DR. LUDKA:
I'm gonna

prescribe vitamin B...

and iron, since you're a vegetarian.

Mmm-hmm.

ZACH:
Yeah, I've been trying

to break her of that.

It's for the baby.

Mmm-hmm.

But, overall,

you're pretty healthy.

I'm expecting a pretty

smooth ride, here.

ZACH:
Awesome.

Great.

- Okay?

- ZACH:
Thank you.

DR. LUDKA:
One more thing.

ZACH:
Ooh.

Congratulations.

The due date is March 30th.

ZACH:
Hey, he looks like you.

He doesn't!

ZACH:
A little jelly bean.

Ooh, Will you hold this?

(DR. LUDKA LAUGHS)

Oh, sure.

It's our first family video.

Oh, sweet.

That's awesome.

Sorry. Thanks.

(ALL LAUGHING)

DR. LUDKA:
All right, I expect

you guys back in five weeks.

ZACH:
I think

Maverick drank my wine.

(SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)

Aw, Mav, he's such a lush.

ZACH:
Hey, have your ankles

and toes started swelling up?

SAMANTHA:
Oh, my God,

with the ankles.

Yes, they're swelling up.

I read in the baby book, it says

that those things swell sometimes.

They do. My entire thing

is swelling right now.

It looks good.

You could use a little

meat on your bones.

Mmm-mmm.

I don't like it.

ZACH:
Hey, ew.

I mean, whoa.

What? Oh, God.

ZACH:
You haven't noticed that?

No, what is that?

Oh.

Does it hurt?

No, I think my body is being

taken over by hormones.

Ugh, this is not supposed to be

happening yet. Don't look at that.

All these weird things

are gonna happen to you.

You're making a person

inside of your person.

(CHUCKLES) Seriously,

that's amazing.

Sam.

Mmm?

You're making a baby.

I can't do that.

Yeah.

(SAMANTHA SNORING)

(ZACH SIGHS)

(SNIFFS)

Mmm.

(MAVERICK WHINES)

ZACH:
Oh, she woke you up?

Yeah. So, your mother snores.

Even though she

categorically denies it.

But we now have hard evidence.

So, if she ever

denies it again...

Oh, hey. Sam.

Sam, hey.

Jesus, Sam.

Sam.

Hey.

(MOANS)

Go to sleep.

ZACH:
What are you doing?

Hello.

ZACH:
They're getting restless.

So, I'll leave it to Sam.

We're having a baby.

(ALL CHEERING)

Oh, my God!

(ZACH LAUGHS)

What?

MR. MCCALL:
We get to

be grandparents again.

Stop.

SUZIE:
Congratulations.

Flip it. Flip that card that

you just had in your hand.

Thank you. Seven,

king, so I get it.

(ZACH LAUGHS)

Tofu?

ZACH:
What did

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