Dean Slater: Resident Advisor

Synopsis: After their overenthusiastic RA is imprisoned in Mexico, a group of college freshmen are plunged into their first semester under a renegade Resident Advisor, Dean "The Dean" Slater. The boys battle viral video stigma, psychotic girlfriends, and hangovers on their way to creating a more analogue college experience.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Colin Sander
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
4.6
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
83 min
Website
11 Views

[GRUNT]

[SQUEAKING]

MR. HARRIS (OFFSCREEN):

[PANTING]

Oh, this is so dirty.

- Looks like it's gonna be

a nice day, Mr. Harris.

MR. HARRIS (OFFSCREEN):

I have my doubts.

- Hmm.

- Retraction?

(ANGRY) Retraction?

Retraction?!

- I always said he's go

to a state school.

- What actually your

safety school?

- I didn't apply to any

other schools.

Dad said Harrises don't

need safety schools.

- What about this?

SCSU.

- What is this?

The Biting Crabs?

Are you kidding me?

- Oh, and it says here it's

ranked as one of the top 10

party schools in America.

- I'm not going there, Mom.

- You're going to college!

- Service blows.

- It's the desert, dude.

- You've already called her,

texted her, tweeted her, and

pic'd her, like, 200 times.

- Yeah, well, you're the

one reading that.

- Uh, it's called recon.

Put down the phone

and peep it.

[GIRLS TALKING]

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):

Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god.

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):

Take if off, yeah.

- Guys, I can't be

looking at this.

- Hey, guys.

Lights out.

Big day manana.

I got some super tight

stuff planned.

Really get to know each other,

break down barriers.

[LAUGHS]

Awesome.

You'll wanna be fresh.

- Our floor is gonna blow.

- I said turn off the lights.

Get the frickin' lights off.

Just t... turn the

lights off, OK?

[COW MOOING]

- Is that a cow?

- Are you sure it was a

moo and not a howl?

- I heard cow.

- It best be, because there is at

a BF diff, OK, between cows

and wolves.

[WOLF HOWL]

[MUFFLED VOICES]

- [INAUDIBLE].

[SQUEALING TIRES]

- [INAUDIBLE].

[CAR HORN PLAYING

"LA CUCARACHA"]

[COW MOO]

[PHONE BEEP]

- Yeah, right there.

Right there.

- There she is.

- Dude, that cow's

scrawny as shit.

- All right, belts.

- Yo, Tyler, why are we doing

this to this cow?

- Take it back to camp

and scare the girls.

The girls' guide says the first

nights away from home

Trust me, they'll be sleeping

in our tents in no time.

Here.

I don't know what

to do with this.

- I thought you were

from Wyoming.

- No.

- Oh.

- Give me that.

My grandpa owns a

Kobe [INAUDIBLE]

beef ranch.

Check it out.

- Konnichiwa.

- In Oregon, dude.

Not all my people fit

(MOCK ASIAN ACCENT)

into a bento box.

- Sorry.

- [LAUGHS]

Whatever, dude.

Look, any culture that's got

obese men wrestling in diapers

is bound to catch some shit.

- I heard they feed

Kobe cows beer.

- [INAUDIBLE].

- Happy endings?

- Woo!

- Look at the size of that.

Yeah!

Woo!

- Hey, guys.

Cow tipping, it's cool.

But you know, you might want to

wait till we get to campus

before you start getting

written up.

I am very disappointed in

you, Tyler and Yuji.

[YELLING OVER HELICOPTER

SPEAKER]

[COW MOO]

- Hey, ch... hey, chickens.

- Your lawyer is here.

- Who you callin' a lawyer?

- Thank god.

Dean, this is nuts.

- Grand theft bovine.

- Hey, get me out of here.

- Relax.

Let's see what our

options are.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

- Wh...

what the f*ck, Dean?

- I'm negotiating.

- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

CHIP (OFFSCREEN):

Cream-filled...?

- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

- Butt sex?

- Shh, shh.

- (UPSET) Dean.

- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

- It's gonna be nice.

You'll have your own room.

You'll be eating healthy.

- Wh...

what?

- Shit, the fine was $98.52.

Where am I gonna find $98.52?

- [YELLING]

- In your room.

Yea-o.

Really?

- That's not... that's

not mine, man.

- I'll be back for

you in 21 days.

- I am a senior, building

a resume.

I'm the R-f*cking-A, Dean.

If I get kicked out, I'll be...

I'm beyond...

I'm beyond f*cked.

Gonna get kicked out.

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