Dealin' with Idiots Page #3

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a kid here?

Hey, touch me, I sue you,

okay?

Hey, let's not make this

messy in front of the kids.

- Who is this guy?!

- Okay, let's go.

Who are you?!

Go away!

That's my son!

I'll be in the car Barneby!

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me!

[sighs]

- Bye-bye.

- Don't touch me.

You're outta here.

Whoa. Why would

someone behave that way?

[stammering] This is

an adult. An adult.

- So sad.

- Seriously.

- Sad.

- It's sad. It is sad.

And it's confusing. W-What

is his private life like?

What are their

private lives like

that make them act

like this?

What are they missing

in their lives

that make them act

like idiots?

Unbelievable.

Seriously unbelievable.

In front of the kids.

[indiscernible whispering]

All right, let's hear some

chatter! Come on!

Let's get it up!

Let's get it up!

Don't say, "let's get it up. "

Let's get it up.

[distant chatter

and clapping]

They're, they're a bit

touchy. They're kinda nuts.

Wow, they're crazy.

I mean, everything offends

them. So, everything!

I mean, what is wrong with

these people?!

What is wrong with these

people?

[yelling] What is wrong

with these people?!

These people, right there!

Take this.

- Where are you going?

- I'll be right back?

I gotta go talk to a man

about a horse. I'll be back.

Are we waiting for you?

Wait for me!

Commissioner Gordon.

No talking to the commissioner

before scores are official.

Okay? I'm gonna need you

to step over here.

Right there.

All right.

You don't have to keep your

eye on me, I'm not going to...

I know, I don't.

Forest, you can trust me.

You can go to the other

side and I'll wait here.

It's okay, Max.

[laughing incredulously]

Forest, I'm telling you...

Okay.

You can keep telling me.

All right.

I don't work for you.

Is that a quadruple

rainbow? [chuckles]

A quadruple rainbow? I've

never seen one of those!

What would cause a

quadruple...?!

The way..

Wait, that's impossible!

Pots of gold?!

Really? Pots of gold?

Pots of gold.

You're a comedian.

I am a comedian.

- Really?

- Yeah.

So you're not

that popular then.

I'm really into comedians

and I think I would know if

you're a comedian, if

you're a popular one.

No, I'm a popular

comedian.

Not in the top 100.

Tell you what, not only am

I in the top 100,

I'm probably top 20.

Top 20?

Top 20.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

All right.

How many Twitter

followers do you have?

About 100,000.

No, that's not top 20.

Score's official.

[yelling] Score's official!

Score's official.

Thank you, Forrest.

Thank you.

Max.

Hello Commissioner

Gordon.

I would never think of calling

you Steve, Commissioner... Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon...

[laughing hysterically]

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