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Lord Byron
1994
My name is Don Juan DeMarco. I am the son of the great swordsman... ...Antonio Garibaldi DeMarco... ...who was tragically killed|defending the h...Rate it:

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Carter Smith
2014
Mooney! Where you at, Mooney? Mooney! Mooney! Hey, don't drop your wad, you get spied on in the shower. Do it. Just do whatever faggy shit yo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)

Simon Pegg
2004
Last orders, please. - Shaun. - Yeah? - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live w...Rate it:

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Phil Vischer
2008
Prince Alexander: HA HA! Prince Alexander: Stand firm, men, for the King and Monteria! (YELLS) Back to the sea, dog! (GRUNTING) Pirate: Prince Al...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)

Charlie Peters
1990
Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...Rate it:

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Steven Zaillian
2006
Interior: Jack Burden's Desk, The Chronicle, Day Jack Burden is looking over the morning edition of "The Chronicle." He reads the societ...Rate it:

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Savage Steve Holland
1985
Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

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Harry Shannon
2008
# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...Rate it:

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Carl Reiner
1982
1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

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George A. Romero
2005
... dead people... ... the recently departed... Unburied human corpses are returning to life... and feeding on the living. Stay inside. Do no...Rate it:

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Ed Solomon
1997
Start [The opening titles, cast, and crew are shown as a small bug flies around the screen before being swallowed by a dragonfly, which then flies ...Rate it:

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John A. Russo
1968
They ought to make the day the time changes the first day of summer. What? Well, it's eight o'clock and it's still light. A lot of good the e...Rate it:

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Coen brothers
2007
FADE IN: EXT. MOUNTAINS - NIGHT Snow is falling in a gusting wind. The voice of an old man: VOICE OVER I was sheriff of this county when I ...Rate it:

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Harold Medford
1950
Well, they finally got him. Had to happen sooner or later. He just got it sooner. - I'll phone the sergeant. - Right. "The body of the notorio...Rate it:

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Simon Kinberg
2016
DEATH TO THE FALSE GOD! Watch over him! As everyone knows, the existence of mutants was first discovered during the Paris Peace Accords after ...Rate it:

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Ashley Miller
2011
Mama! Mother. What are you... I thought you were a burglar. I didn't mean to scare you, darling. I was just getting a snack. Go back to bed. ...Rate it:

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William Goldman
1976
FADE IN ON: A TINY BLACK PIECE OF TAPE. We see it in the center of the large, dimly lit screen. As ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

Mark Steven Johnson
1995
I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. You know you done me wrong. You stole my wif...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

Ted Elliott
2006
Will! - Why is this happening? - I don't know. You look beautiful. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. Make way!...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

Turi Meyer
2007
Hello? It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a. m....Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)

Alfonso Cuarón
2006
MAN ON TV: Day 1,000 of the siege of Seattle. WOMAN ON TV: The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques. The Homela...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)

Troy Byer
2003
-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)

Aaron Sorkin
1992
FADE IN: EXT. A SENTRY TOWER -- -- in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere. Small beam...Rate it:

(4.00 / 7 votes)

David Benioff
2009
You're always sick. You were sick when you were my age. Evening, sir. Evening, Victor. I didn't realized that you're still here. I'm just kee...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

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