Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth Page #4

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And bags of weed were all over the blanket.

The chief walked over.

''The big ones are 50. | The little ones are 25 and these are 10.''

Man, those Indians got high as sh*t.

I was baked. I told the chief. | He was talking, I cut him off.

''Time out, Chief.

''Sorry to interrupt.

''I'm f***ing smashed, man. | The weed's too strong.

''You sure this isn't pCp? | The spirits have got me.

''Chief, the spirits have got me.''

And the Chief threw some water in my face. | ''Calm down, Blackface.''

I said, ''It's Black Feet, motherf***er. | Take it easy.''

''Black Feet...

''you are welcome to stay | amongst me and my tribe for the night...

''until the spirits leave you.''

And they gave me my own teepee | to sleep in...

which sounds nice. | I personally felt like it was a little f***ed up.

You know, 'cause they all had houses.

It's like, why can't I sleep | with you all in the house and watch TV?

Like, I can't be on this grass all night.

The Indians is rude, man. | Everybody's rude, the Indians.

They eating nasty food. | All they ate was corn and sh*t.

Doritos, I think they called it.

That's right.

people only see the surface. | They see the division in our foods.

Just 'cause I eat chicken and watermelon...

they think | there's something wrong with me.

If you don't like chicken or watermelon...

something is wrong with you, motherf***er.

Where are all these people | that don't like chicken and watermelon?

I'm sick of hearing about how bad it is. | It's great.

I'm waiting for chicken to approach me to | do a commercial. I'll do it for free, chicken.

It's the least I can do.

They make fun of Latin people for eating.... | What you all eating?

Beans? Rice? Corn?

Listen, that's not a reason | to hate a motherf***er, all right?

It's funny, but it's not a reason to hate.

The only reason these things | are even an issue is because...

nobody knows what white people eat.

You've been very good at keeping | that sh*t a secret amongst yourselves.

I study white people. You don't know that. | I'm writing a paper on you.

Not even for school, n*gger.

Just to do it, | just to do this independent research.

I'm spending my money. | That's why I'm working so hard.

I follow you around grocery stores. | They freak out.

I try to peek in their cart.

They say, ''Get away from my cart, n*gger. | What're you looking at?

''Chicken and giblets are over there.

''You must be lost. These are vegetables.''

I know what you drink.

See how quiet it got.

Grape juice.

Surprise, motherfuckers. You didn't know | I knew about grape juice, did you?

Oh, don't play dumb with me.

A lot of black people don't have the | privilege of knowing about grape juice...

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