Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Page #4

...falling for that split-personality

monster gag.

That treacherous trickster.

I'll show him who's a knucklehead.

I'll give him a dose of his own medicine.

I hope I look scary enough.

Well, I think I'll go

scare some more daylights...

...out of the little butterball.

Suffering catfish.

I didn't realize I was that hideous.

I'm not.

Heh-heh-heh.

Gosh, what a scaredy-cat.

Anybody who'd be scared

of a masquerade costume...

...is a craven little coward.

Take it easy, fat stuff.

I was just testing you.

Good news. You got the job.

You passed with flying colors.

You are too kind.

Hello.

Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig...

...paranormalists at large.

Porky Pig speaking.

Yes. Why, yes, we do.

We'd be happy to send you

our free brochure.

Daffy Duck's the name,

the supernatural's my game.

What's that?

You say the Loch Ness monster...

...is living in your Jacuzzi?

Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Crank call.

All I can say is, never underestimate

the power of the media.

The phone's been ringing off the hook

ever since we started advertising on TV.

What the...? Now, how did he get in here?

How many times do I have to tell you?

No pets in the office.

Why don't you ever listen to me?

You got wax in your ears? L...

Ooh.

Eeps!

I've heard of deflation,

but this is preposterous.

Cease. Desist.

Wait, I get you.

I gotta be nicer to my slave labor, right?

Chubby over there.

I thought so. Say no more.

I'll treat him with kid gloves.

Sorry, Snuggles.

I didn't mean to startle you.

I may be in the chips...

...but I don't forget the little people

I've stepped on along the way.

I'll give you a raise. Two raises.

Bonuses galore. I'll... Oops!

Okay, that's it. Get out of here.

Why, I ought to...

What a sweet little fellow we are.

But my, don't we look peaked?

Sort of wan and sallow-like.

How thoughtless of me to have left you

cooped up in this stuffy old office.

There now.

Here's a nice spacious window ledge

for you to stretch out on.

Pardon me, Your Eminence.

I have some pap...

Some correspondence for you to sign.

Quiet. Our commercial's coming on.

MAN:

- and your entire family.

Hello, folks.

I don't know about you, but as for me,

there's nothing more upsetting...

...than having a bunch of unwelcome ghosts

and ghouls clanking around the house.

Did you ever have

one of those mornings...

...when you wake up to a whole series

of unexplainable phenomena?

Hey. Hey, hey, what's up, doc? What...?

Ahh!

What's going on around here?

Where did...? Ahh!

Where am I, anyway? Yeek!

If you've ever had this problem...

And who hasn't?

- just call Daffy Duck,

Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig...

...paranormalists at large.

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