Daddy's Home Page #3
You're in the danger zone here,
Brad, and let me tell you why.
Kids that grow up without their dads
always end up obsessing over them.
Most of the hook-ups
that I've had in my adult life
have been with women
that had daddy issues.
I don't know if this is
an appropriate story.
Look, my wife would kill me
if she knew I was telling you this.
Well, then you shouldn't tell me this.
When I met her in Denver...
You're going to tell
the story, aren't you?
...she was a topless maid.
- Ninety-nine bucks an hour.
- Mmm-hmm.
Never met her father.
But who did she meet? Me.
And who did treat her like sh*t? Me.
I eventually loved her,
but every time she got out of line,
I'd just pull the Humvee over
and ask her to get out politely.
And then I'd drive away.
Guess what?
She showed up at home every time.
This story has no relevance
to my situation.
Oh, it doesn't at all.
It's just a good story.
So, Pete, are we going
to hear this guy, or what?
(BEEPING)
(SINGING) One-oh-three-point-six
The Panda!
I'm sorry.
Keep it up, Brad.
You and I will fight in the parking lot.
BRAD:
So today is the day I'm finallymeeting the father of my children.
Am I nervous? You're darn right I am.
But who wouldn't be? (SIGHS DEEPLY)
And here's the thing.
I mean, Pepe, you know, kids...
...they see through things and,
at the end of the day,
they know who's been around...
Holy balls!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
I hope that's not him.
(GULPING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
There is no doubt this man
Well, you're kind to say that. Thank you.
Yeah, I feel pretty good.
- Hey, you Dusty?
- Nope.
What?
Are you sure?
Are you Dusty... No, you're not Dusty.
(ON RADIO) You've got
Jason Sinclair on The Panda,
the station everybody
What is this?
Now if you're up in Wolf Trap this weekend,
do yourself a favor and check out...
(DOOR OPENING)
Hey! Where have you been?
I called you like 100 times.
(SIGHS) I know, my phone died. Look...
This motorcycle, is this...
Yes. He's here.
- He's here?
- Yes.
He's giving the kids
all kinds of Starbursts.
Starbursts? God damn it!
Sorry. Sorry. (EXHALES)
I'm a hot habanero pepper right now.
I got a few bullet points I want to
bring up with our friend Dusty,
starting with airport etiquette,
courtesy and expectation.
MEGAN:
Oh, good story, Daddy!You like that story? It's all true. Hey!
Who wants some more Starbursts and
a couple of uncirculated silver dollars?
So you are Dusty.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
I sure am. You must be
the new and improved husband.
Bring it in, big guns.
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