Crook: It's Good to Be Bad Page #3

- Yes!

There's big dollars

in the taxi business

All for PR.

PR?

"I need PR."

"Darling, I need PR."

"Darling, I need PR."

No, no. I'm okay.

You don't want PR?

Have you come to

play ludo in Australia?

Without Permanent Residency

there's no point in being here.

You meant PR?

There are two ways to get your PR.

One, there are agencies.

Give them money...

...and they'll give you a

work experience certificate.

Once you get it. Next

you'll attain your PR.

And the second?

The second way is to entice an

Australian girl and marry her.

Formula No.2.

Exactly! Which we

are not interested in.

That's a fact. Right, Brother

Golde? - You're absolutely right.

Put some more spice.

- I'm doing that.

Brother Golde, can I

tell you something?

Brother, this taxi

method is very long. - I see.

Why don't we use the second method?

Get an Australian girl

and save the taxi's fuel.

I can teach you some

tricks to get girls.

Don't act over smart with Golde.

It's a fact. We will

take the longer route.

The rest of you do your work.

Everyone gives big talks.

Teach me a couple of

tricks please. Golde's gone.

Come on.

Here keep this card.

Now I wanted to tell you, if

you fail this driving test...

...I'll make you wash dishes

in some Chinese restaurant...

...to get my money. Okay?

It's a fact. Get out of here.

Come. Come in.

And listen, this area,

Kings Street, is our own.

Beyond this everything

else here isn't safe for you.

And make sure you always

stay away from the police.

This is a fact you need to remember.

It's a fact. It's a fact.

- Yes, very good.

I got it. Now let's go.

- Come on.

Come on. - Now drop him off

to Samarth's. - Okay, sir.

All the best.

- Bye.

This man is a bit intimidating.

Mind it.

How did you get this

scratch on the cab?

What did I do? That Australian

customer started telling me...

"you Afghanis have come

here and corrupted our land."

Now you tell me. Do I look Afghani?

I am a pure bred Sikh.

But how did you get this scratch?

Well, I told him,

"Afghanis have done nothing."

"You guys went and

bombed their land."

He basically got angry

and then scratched my cab.

And you let him go?

Yes, I let him go.

Golde has sent you?

Yes.

You want to drive a taxi?

Yes.

Why?

Sir, ever since I was a

little kid I had only one dream...

...to grow up and

become a taxi driver.

What would you do if you

were in Jolly's position?

I'd beat up that Australian.

How dare he scratch the cab?

Romi Latti will tell you.

Where are you from?

- Don't you know Hindi?

I do know it.

Mother India.

- What?

From India, sir.

Brother...

- Welcome, Mr. Latti.

Hello.

- Hello! All is well? - yes.

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