Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans' Page #5

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Thank you, if there is, first to fit in...

Sure, there is "Bargain Barn".

Gotta to swing up there anyway.

I've never been to "Bargain Barn".

- Are you pulling on my leg?

- We don't have them in New York.

- What's got to do with anything?

- That's why I've never been to one.

I'm still not following you.

They don't have "Bargain Barn" in New York.

So that's why I've never been to one.

We also never been to one in Chicago.

Which is where we from.

- Oh, I see... - Oh Jeez...

It's huge. I have no idea.

Astonishing.

It's all about folk .

This can be right.

A sweater... for nine-ninety-nine?

It's not right. It's two for one.

- C'mon.

- Where is man's wear?

Wait a minute.

Okay, see that woman, see that woman,

guess what is in his bags!

- French's bread?

- Guns. Big guns.

- Oh Lord, she's comin'.

- Oh my God, it's Sarah Palin.

Actually my name is Emma.

Emma Wheeler,

but you can call me Deputy Wheeler.

- Oh... so. So, you are married?

- Oh yeah.

That's what she needed.

A couple more guns.

- I love them. Do you have mere?

- Just for bargains.

Actually , I'm a member of PETA.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

So am I... except mines:

People for Eating Tasty Animals (PETA).

You got to know when you appreciate her humor.

Sometimes I think that will help.

Hey, I just want to say that

I think what you people are doing is very brave.

And it will be an honor to protect you

and I hope you'll be real comfortable here at us.

Thank you. Thank you very much...

I must say I imagine there is to be

less multiform, but this "Bargain Barn" is fantastic

so we move it here down to road,

in Applebee's....

Well this is Cody, Ray's forty-five miles that way

and there is no "Bargain Barn" in there.

Here is Ray.

That was it.

Could we do it again.

I think I missed this.

So, if that's Ray, where are we goin'?

Oh, a few miles outside the town.

We like to get away from the hustle and bustle.

C'mon in. Watch where you step.

Yep, that is it.

Home, sweet home.

- Very, very nice.

- Yes, I love what you've done with the...

- ...the heads.

- Thanks.

Yeah, we killed all these animals ourselves.

Oh, that's great. I hate when you have

the decorator do it for you.

Well, I got brother around the Cheyenne

he's happy to garment so ...

That's handy. Any word from New York?

- No, ma'am.

- So, you folks are hungry? We got pleanty to eat.

- No no me, I had my fill on the four stars of New York flight.

- Chicago.

Chicago.

Well, you probably wanna be gettin' some shower...

I 'll show you to your room.

Hope you'll be comfortable in here.

We fixed up this spare bedroom.

Not exactly the Ritz.

We usually only have one witness at the time.

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