Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Page #5

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Hold it. Hold it. That's important.

If we don't have the cut to Loco

Richie there, then we got nothing.

It's got to be LaBamba. Bang.

This thing's a train wreck.

Oh, I just rubbed this microphone

into my leaking eye.

Sorry. Seriously,

no one touch this microphone.

There's eye discharge on the mike.

Yeah, that's the problem.

Left and right, chopaholics.

I want these f***ing people...

It's like bang, bang,

bang, bang, bang.

And I was trying

to make it happen today,

and you thought,

"Oh, he's insulting me."

- I know that.

- Check it out, guys.

Hello? Hello?

Banana Company.

F***.

F***. That's what he did.

No, there's no support here.

I went out on a limb

with Banana Company.

Hey, telephone call for you.

Pick it up.

- Hello? Banana Company.

- Yes!

I like using human puppets.

Can I ask a question about...

That was just to look

at all of 'em.

Yeah, we're not sure

if we're gonna do them all.

And from now on... and I'm not

even kidding about this...

when you want to speak, you have to talk

into the banana telephone.

- I'm not gonna talk into the banana.

- You have to.

Guys, Sona's on. Sona's got something

to say. What is it, Sona?

- This is really demeaning.

- Yes. Yes. I don't know why...

You're asking me

to talk into a banana.

I just did it seven times,

and you're too good to do it?

This is not a good work environment. What's

happening right now is not healthy for me.

We lost two songs,

"Seduce You" and "Creep."

Matt, what do you got?

Oh, yeah. Matt, make a suggestion

in the banana phone.

Does everyone like

"On the Road Again"?

I was just throwing it out there.

- You know.

- Well, guess what I'm doing...

- Throwing it back.

- Okay.

Okay? You're a guy

that works in the Louvre,

You saw the Mona Lisa,

and you tossed it out the window.

Luckily, I came by, saw it,

and brought it back, okay?

And you're like, "Well, I was

just throwing it out there."

You threw the Mona Lisa

out of the Louvre, you idiot.

You think doing

"On the Road Again" is the Mona Lisa?

- And this is the Louvre?

- Yes.

- All right.

- Yes. I like that.

And I'm sick of people saying

that I'm drunk with power,

that I've lost my perspective.

Who says that?

- Can I talk?

- Yes.

Ohh!

Now she comes over.

You had asked me earlier...

I can't hear you.

- You asked me earlier...

- Hold it.

- Just hold it.

- Can't concentrate.

So, we lost about 16 minutes

with all that stuff,

so it's about a minute, 13 now.

I mean an hour, 13.

You said a minute, 13,

and you said it into a banana.

I am extremely hard on myself.

Sometimes that spills

onto other people,

you know, because

I'm that hard on myself,

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