Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Page #3

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the first Radio City show is sold out.

- It's what?

- So, everything's starting to go, huh?

So, when do you think we're adding

the second show in Radio City?

Both shows in Chicago and the one show

in Minneapolis are officially sold out.

700 tickets shy of selling out

the second show at Radio City.

Holy smokes.

Jesu...

Toronto will sell out today for sure.

Minneapolis will be done today.

- The West Coast stuff is a little slower...

- Right.

- Because it's early.

- Yes.

Uhh... It's great.

2,000 tickets already sold

on the second show in Chicago.

The teamcoco.com site

is taking too long to load.

Oh. Well, it's getting crushed, I'm sure.

Yeah.

Cynthia just got the tweet.

She can't get onto the site.

"The site right now is jammed with traffic.

You can't get on, go to Ticketmaster."

Let's write that up and send it out.

I think it's jammed with traffic... yes.

You're all dressed!

Nothing motivates you

to figure out what your show is

like selling a whole bunch

of tickets... to it.

After the band's done

their first two songs,

they stop playing, the place gets quiet,

all the lights go out, and we go.

You see, my daddy

was lazy and no-count

He claimed he had a bad back

And all my brothers was good for

Watermelons out of my tool sack

We got... we're close.

I love staring into this black void

and getting no response.

What are you doing there?

A Brookstone catalog going on?

What are you doing? I'll buy it for you.

Let's come on.

You guys okay with the audio?

I'm not getting any response from anybody.

It's just looking into a pit.

All right.

Well, enjoy your death star.

I'm trying... you had

a problem with the audio,

and I'm trying to determine

if that's been set.

It's just a question of the mix

when you're playing...

I just wanted to see you stand up.

I appreciate it. Let's go.

I had this idea that I've talked about,

which is to wear... wear a suit

that's an exact replica

of the one that Eddie Murphy wore

in "Raw."

Bend over.

Touch your knees, please.

Monday, I think

I'm getting fitted for it.

Daddy, you look silly.

F***, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I don't even think

I can sit down in this outfit.

Well, it would be interesting to see you

try and sit in a bean bag chair.

Oh.

Is that a butter sauce?

Can you see

if you can find Sona?

Look at that fish.

I think that's butter sauce.

What'd it say

when you ordered it?

I just need just a simple piece

of grilled fish.

Sorry to have

to let you go over this.

Oh. I think the restaurant

just messed up, 'cause...

Either way, you're losing

your job over this.

I really do not want to lose my job.

That's what people

who lose their job say.

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