Class of Nuke 'Em High Page #5

I feel just wonderful.

Chrissy, erm...

Are you sure you're OK?

I mean, you... look a little hot.

Warren, I am hot.

Hey, poor Warren, huh?

We try to help him, but he's never gonna

get laid by that stuck-up girlfriend of his.

You can say that again.

Let's give the girls a break

and make our moves.

Oh, yeah...

Hey, baby. You wanna go snorkelling?

Beat it, creep!

I think she loves me!

I want that joint!

I want that joint!

You had a joint a long time ago.

I put it out.

Not that joint.

Warren, I want you now!

Here? Now? Chrissy, we can't,

there's a party going on downstairs.

We can't?

Oh yeah?

Well, maybe I was wrong...

Whoa!

Does this mean we don't get

to go to the Fellini festival?

Warren! F*** the Fellini festival!

I love you!

I love you, too!

- So, what do you think?

- You know what I think?

Chrissy and Warren will never last!

So, why do you give a sh*t?

It's not your problem.

- Yeah, bro!

- Right on!

That Judy is just so tight man,

she makes a great trampoline for a midget!

Huh?

Whoa!

We have got to get

more of that pot, man!

Yeah!

- Call me.

- I will.

I hate to say this, but I think

we owe Eddie and Greg a favour.

- Bye.

- OK.

'Come on, guys, I mean,

I'd love to sleep with Chrissy, but...

'She's shy. I don't want to rush her.

'Warren, I want that joint.

'Chrissy, we can't, there's a party

going on downstairs.

'Come on, Chrissy.

'Come on, Chrissy.

'You can't get pregnant the first time.

'I want that joint.

'I'm saying you should give her...

15, 20 minutes, and then jump on her!

'Hey, poor Warren, huh?

'We try to help him, but he's never gonna

get laid by that stuck-up girlfriend of his.

'I love you.

'Warren, can't you get it up?'

'Look, I'd love to sleep

with Warren, but he's shy!

'And I don't want to be too pushy.

'Listen, Chrissy, if you want anything

to happen, you gotta make it happen.

'We have got to get

more of that pot, man!

'Yeah...

- 'I love you.

- 'You can't get pregnant the first time.

'You can't get pregnant the first time.

'What's the big deal about smoking grass

anyway, Chrissy?

'Come on, Warren.'

Hey, loverboy!

Is it still hanging or what, Warren?

What did you put in that sh*t

you gave me last night?

The usual I guess, why?

Because I got sick, that's why.

Yeah, lovesick.

Anyway, you got wasted, not sick.

There is a difference.

Yeah? I got wasted,

then I got sick.

Look, I started hallucinating.

Where did you get that sh*t from anyway?

From the Cretins.

There was this guy, Pete.

The Cretins?

Those guys are animals.

I mean, they could have put anything in it.

So, Chrissy, how was it Saturday night?

Cathy, what are you talking about?

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