Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers Page #4

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to heroism...

the missing pieces

of their complex destiny...

were now falling into place.

Their manly virtues

were observed...

by the Queen's

lovely daughters...

who hid their affections...

behind a veil

of royal upbringing.

Stop that!

He's the most gorgeous thing

I've ever seen in my life.

I think I'm in love.

I'm gonna write him

a love letter.

Well, all of that fresh air...

has certainly given me

an appetite.

Petit dejeuners!

These strawberries

certainly look good.

Mother, let the taster

do his job.

I never get to eat.

Sis, help me,

what should I say?

What a pity, you missed the end.

Three such delightful

executions!

Such blood, such vomit.

You enjoying your breakfast--

I see you've...

you've not eaten

your strawberries?

I got them for you specially.

There are so good for you.

For him, they are not so good.

He's allergic to strawberries.

We all know what you're doing.

We're not blind.

Yes, I know what you mean.

Believe me, l, too,

am disappointed...

that I had to spare

the lives of these...

Corsican Brothers.

Nothing more I wanted

than their deaths.

But, you see,

they seem so popular...

with the crowd.

But don't worry.

I have something

in store for them.

Will make the guillotine

look like child's play.

You're disgusting! Vile!

Horrible! Cruel!

Perverted!

Perverted!

Perverted!

That is the one

I wanted to hear.

You've made my day.

Perverted!

My God, it's nice to know

you're appreciated.

Believe me,

if you weren't a woman...

I could kiss you for that.

Don't be a stupid, Fuckaire!

Excuse me.

I'm still hungry.

Bring me some eggs!

Is it ready?

Yes, sir.

The oil is nice and hot, eh?

Yes, sir.

Let's see.

Keep your finger still,

you fool.

How else can I read it?

Oh, yes, 230 degrees...

Centigrade.

That's quite hot.

Make it hotter!

My friend.

Now, my dirty little peasant...

are you enjoying

my hospitality?

Yes, it's my favorite room.

You know, I've got

a surprise for you.

-For me?

-Yes...

but you must do

something for me first.

Now, I want you to entertain...

your fellow prisoners

down here, eh?

Because they have

no entertainment.

So, I want you

to stand over here...

and entertain your prisoners

in this exact spot.

It has to be exact,

you see...

because of the light

on your face, eh?

Now, you'll entertain

your prisoners...

and then I'm going

to give it to you.

You're going to have a surprise.

Hey, what kind of

a surprise is it?

Is it something you can eat?

If you like greasy food,

yes, you can eat it.

Now just stand here...

and please entertain

your fellow prisoners.

What do you want me to do?

Sing or dance or tell a joke?

It doesn't matter.

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