Charlie Brown's All Stars! Page #3

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello?

Oh, Mr. Hennessey.

Yes, this is Charlie Brown.

They're here? Great.

When can I get them?

Right now? Great, I'll be right down. I'll...

What's that?

Why, yes,

we do have a dog on the team.

Girls? Yes, we do have

a girl or two on the team.

But... But...

Oh, I couldn't do that, Mr. Hennessey...

...they're my team.

I couldn't tell the girls and Snoopy

they couldn't be on the team.

Oh, you mean the league won't accept

the girls or a dog on a team.

But, Mr. Hennessey, they're my friends

and he's my faithful dog.

Well, I understand, Mr. Hennessey.

I know it isn't your fault. Rules are rules.

I guess we'll have to do without

uniforms and being in a real league.

Thanks anyway.

Rats. No uniforms, no real league.

What am I going to do, Linus?

Mr. Hennessey just called,

and we can't have the uniforms...

...unless we get rid of Snoopy

and the girls from our team.

He says there's no place for them

in an organized league.

Oh, brother, Lucy's gonna tear you

limb from limb when you tell her.

She's gonna blow sky high.

They'll never play for you again.

I've got it. I won't say a word

till after the next game.

All we need is one victory

and they'll forget all about the uniforms.

We'll just play and win.

I don't know, charlie Brown.

Perhaps you should just leave town.

No, Linus, I know we can do it.

We can win if we really try.

Good old Charlie Brown,

he never gives up.

I wanna tell you how pleased I am

with the spirit you've been showing.

I like the way you're talking it up

out there. I like to hear lots of chatter.

Don't be so polite, charlie Brown.

Why don't you just

come right out and say...

...you're glad you have

a team of loudmouths?

I've come up with something

that's going to bring us victory.

What about our uniforms?

I've had Linus scout the opposition.

Now we'll know their weaknesses.

Linus, give us the scouting report

on the other team.

I watched this team practice, see?

They were terrible.

Anybody could beat them.

None of their players

could hit the ball out of the infield.

And they have this loudmouthed girl

in center field who can't catch a thing.

They also have some animal

at second base who can't even throw.

Their pitcher is a kind of round-headed

kid who is absolutely no good at all.

- And...

ALL:
You scouted your own team.

Charlie Brown, why don't you give up?

It's a good thing

we're gonna get uniforms.

Otherwise, we wouldn't even play.

All right, all right. Let's start the game.

[COUGHING]

Bleh.

Pigpen, you're impossible.

Can't you do something

about all this dust?

How can you consider putting on

a new uniform over such a dirty figure?

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