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-Morning, Mr. Clark.|-Morning, Hunter.
-Hi, Carolyn. Hey, Scotty.|-Morning.
Calm down, Buddy. It's just me.
Buddy, we're home.
Calm down, Buddy. It's just me.
My beautiful pie.
Get out, get out, get out!|Out, you animal!
We've got a serious problem.
My God. Get the best|doggone agent you can in there. Go!
Although he is safe, we must|replace him as soon as possible.
...by the great cat menace.
Therefore, in accordance|with Plan Delta...
... we have assembled|an elite team of agents...
At this moment, replacements|are flying in from London.
One will take his place|as the Brodys' pet...
...depends on the success|of this mission.
Failure is not an option.
...squarely in our paws.
-I'll bite your ear.|-Get off me!
-That's my eye you're poking.|-Coming through!
Pardon me. Step aside. Coming through.
Out of the way. Clear the area.
-Not again.|-What is it this time?
I don't think this is a good idea.
I can't believe this guy.
When I pull this rope. . .
What is he doing?
. . .the sack will fall on the pitchfork|and send me out the window. . .
. . .and on the way to freedom,|so step back.
-What is it with you?|-Me? What's with you?
I want adventure. Not wait for someone|to take me to some boring house.
Free food, a warm place to sleep.
And you could go to the bathroom|wherever you want.
Don't you want to do|something exciting?
Like be a police dog!|No?
Come on, guys.
Oh, boy, I can't watch.
This ought to be good.
World, here I come!
Look, he's flying.
No, he's not.
Back from your adventure so soon,|Scooby-Doofus?
Where am I?
-Somebody go look.|-You go.
All right! Into the hole!
Let's go! Top-secret operation!|Into the hole!
Double-time!|Into the hole!
Howdy. Over here!
Down, Clucky!|That's one angry chicken.
Front and center, agents!
Hup, hup, hup!|Go! Let's go, ladies!
Straight line! Ears up! Move it!
Don't make me muzzle you!|Want a chew toy?
-You wanted excitement?|-Sir, yes, sir!
-You wanted adventure?|-Sir, yes, sir!
. . .you will be briefed on arrival.|Are you ready?
Sir, yes, sir!
Good luck, men.
These are the cutest beagles|you've ever seen.
They sounded perfect|from what you said.
They're so cute.
. . .and color.
He is adorable.
And you're going to come home with me.|Yes, you are.
Honey? I'll be right there.
I have a surprise for you.
A new puppy!
I'm sorry, hon.|I know that it's been a month.
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