Can't Hardly Wait Page #7

- Listen, here, Hootie.

- Hootie? You look like LeStat.

Oh, my God!

See? That's why I said

no smoking in the house!

Oh, wait. Is that poop?

Someone have poop on their shoe?

Oh, my God.

- Someone has poop on their shoe!

- Watch it!

And then I heard...

that he slept with some sophomore.

That pig!

What are you gonna do?

Beat him at his own game.

I am gonna hook up

with someone at this party...

and hope that Jason finds out.

- Wait. With who?

- Who cares?

The next guy who hits on me.

No. Hell, the next guy

who talks to me.

Wipe out.

I, uh... Yo, I must have died

and gone to heaven...

'cause I see an angel sittin'

right in front of me.

Are you cryin'?

Oh, no, baby, please!

You are far too fine to look so sad.

- Yeah, sure.

- Come on. Don't be like that.

It breaks my heart

to see you this way.

You tell Special K what he can do

to make you feel better.

Come to the pool house with me?

Of course I will.

Anything for you, baby.

Could you just wait right here.

I'll be right back. I promise.

He'll do.

All right. Bathroom, pee,

underarm check, Breath Assure...

Yo, hold up.

Do I put on a jimmy hat now or...

Nah, that ain't gonna work.

Damn!

Yo, they're out of toilet paper.

- Wait, Jen! Wait for us!

- Oh, I gotta go!

- Oh, don't you hate that?

- Oh, wait! Don't lock it!

- Let's go pee in the pool.

- All right.

What the hell is this?

Is there another bathroom upstairs?

'Cause the line in there is really long,

and I gotta go.

No one's allowed upstairs, okay?

Who did this?

I think I saw that

foreign exchange student...

walkin' around

with a black Magic Marker.

- That little foreign guy?

- Yeah. So, the ba...

You can go upstairs,

but just you.

Thanks. All right.

And don't close the door all the way

because it's sort of broken.

Damn! You the man, Kenny!

Here we go.

Yo, this ain't gonna...

Yeah. I can do...

Damn! She's gonna think I got

that premature evacuation. Damn!

Damn!

Dudel

These brownies suck!

I don't wanna waste this.

I better double bag it.

I don't know where that girl been.

Shut that door!

- No, I mean, get out!

- Yeah, I'm trying to!

- Get outl

- I can't!

Move, woman!

Look what I got now!

I got the...

Look, I am telling you...

that patch of sky right over there

above those power lines...

is like a superhighway

of U.F.O. activity.

I wonder how William's doin'

at the party.

I hope he isn't having

any trouble blendin' in.

Wasn't there somethin'

I was supposed to do tonight?

I can't feel my legs.

I have no legs!

Can I talk to you

for a second, man?

Well, did you do it or what?

Man, we will. I promise.

But her dad got us all tickets

to see Pearl Jam.

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