Can't Hardly Wait Page #6

all in your book bag?

- That wasn't me.

- Bull corn! Remember?

Because you tried to leave the bag

on the bus so no one would see it.

But then Vice Principal Billard

took it around to all the classes...

to see who it was, and I was, like,

"Wasn't that your bag?"

And you were, like, "No."

And I was, like, "l think it is, dude."

- Hi, Ron.

- Hi. Are you okay?

- I just heard you and Mike broke up.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I just can't believe

you didn't tell me.

- I mean, after all, we're family.

- Second cousins.

You know, exactly.

We should be able to talk about these...

I was like, "Dude, you're never

gonna get that smell out of there."

Hey, I got one for ya.

Remember that time when I was about

to talk to that beautiful girl...

and you started telling me

all these asinine stories?

Remember that? Huh?

Gee, that's funny

'cause it just happened!

Yo, man.

I'm never gonna forget this.

Hey, man. See if I contact you

for the reunion.

It's all about the memories, man.

All about the memories.

Hey, who wants to go

in the hot tub with us?

- Hey, yo, G. What's up?

- Hey, what's up, man?

Yo, shouldn't you be gettin'

your freak on by now?

I'm just flossin' while those two 'hos

over there scratch it out...

over who gets to knock the boots

with me, you know what I'm sayin'?

- Yeah.

- What two 'hos, man?

I don't see no 'hos, Kenny.

- Yo, what, you callin' me a liar?

- Hey, yo, why you shovin', cracker?

You better recognize, fool.

Why y'all gotta waste

my flavor? Damn!

Dude, can I talk to you

for a second?

Hey, Mike.

What's up, man?

What's goin' on?

Did ya do it?

- Come on.

- Mike. Look, man. I don't know, man.

You see, Rachel's parents

are away, right?

So she was kinda thinkin' that maybe

we can spend the night, you know?

What about the game plan, man?

You promised.

See, it's just that Rachel's parents,

they have mirrors.

Above the bed, dude.

I'm gonna be like this. Look.

All right. I get the picture.

You know what?

I'm gonna go see what the other guys

are doin'. Maybe they got some balls.

Um, weren't you in my language lab?

Yeah, I was.

See, I told you guys

she went to our school. Pay up.

Anybody order a love burger,

well done?

One, two... Whoa! What is that?

It's one of our shirts, man.

I'm wearin' it for publicity.

Those are for the fans. You don't wear

the shirt of the band you're in.

I think it's cool.

Throw me one.

- We don't throw him one.

- Hey, look.

If they get to wear the shirts,

maybe I should wear the hat.

You guys suck!

- What the hell is that?

- A hat.

Take off the hat.

- No.

- Take it off.

Look, you come in here lookin' like the

white artist formerly known as Prince.

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