But I'm a Cheerleader Page #5
is to start partnering off.
the remainder of the program.
All right, everybody settle.
Now that we have all
found someone,
what I'd like you to do
with these.
- It's a woman.
- And what else?
I don't know.
A mother.
Women have roles.
After you learn that,
you'll stop objectifying them.
Haven't you been listening
to anything Mary said?
Well have you?
- Have I what?
- Stopped objectifying them.
I'm still looking for my root.
Must be tough
when you're such a priss.
Your turn.
- (buzzing)
- Ow!
You really have to be more prepared
for temptation, Megan.
(sighs)
Give it to me.
I'm open.
Mike:
Boys!Don't you see how sad
and pathetic you all are,
always wanting something
you can't have?
If I catch you looking
at another man like that
ever again,
you'll be watching sports
the whole weekend.
is we pull these tabs out.
Then you fold it over.
Right now I've used
food coloring.
This way you could
see it better.
And if it's a boy, well it
- tinkles out.
- That's the wrong tab, okay?
Will you please hold it still
while I'm doing this?
You're doing it all wrong.
No, I'm not. If you would just
give it to me to do,
it would be fine.
Mary:
Girls...intervene.
Let's try that one more time.
...and I realized
that when we finished
swimming lessons
we would change
in front of each other.
And that's it...
why I'm a homo.
Andre, that's what kids do
after swimming lessons.
Change,
everybody does that.
But I took one look
at those boys,
and I got a...
you know what.
(coughs)
I can relate to that.
When I used to study with Jacob,
we used to touch each others legs,
and rub up against each other.
Blowing each other after
your f***in' bar mitzvah's
a little bit different
than learning to dog paddle.
Well excuse me, but we're paying
a lot of money here
to get these kids fixed,
not sit around,
and listen to stories all day.
Graham, I hope you're getting
a little more out of this program
than that f*ggot over there.
Mr. Eaton,
I don't find that appropriate.
No, he's right,
it was a stupid ass root.
I'm a f*ggot.
I've heard enough
of this crap.
And when you get back
from Switzerland,
you'd better have this gay thing
out of your system. Got it?
I got it.
You f*** up, no college,
no car, no trust fund.
I'm not sitting
in any room with faggots.
Mary:
Megan...it's your turn to report
out your root.
my parents.
Okay, go with that.
You know we've kinda been
like this greeting card family.
And then there was
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