Buster's Mal Heart Page #3

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Thanks.

What did you say

your name was again?

I didn't. I don't.

I just gave you a dollar

and you're not gonna tell me your name?

I told you,

I'm the last free man.

Companies pay me in cash to keep my

mouth shut about their insecurities.

I'm running around repairing

holes on a sinking ship, and for what?

So the people

in the first class can survive

while the rest of us

in the underclasses drown?

No, this doesn't

sit right with me.

You and me, us regular folks,

we need to come up

with an escape plan.

Have you got a family?

All the more reason for a plan.

I have high-level security clearances and

I've seen things I wasn't supposed to see.

I'm starting to think I'm on a hit list,

that people out there want to see me gone.

Hey, you gonna give me

a room tonight or what?

Let him go high up.

I'm gonna wind it for you.

Hip hop.

Hey, baby.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- I'll see you later.

- Okay, have a good day.

You, too.

Papi.

- Papi?

- Hmm?

Papi?

Wake up, papi.

Wake up!

Wake up!!!

Nagasaki was...

You are very, very dangerous!

That's what it is,

you know, it's Y2K apocalypse.

If the world really does

come to an end on New Year's,

I'm going to bequeath you...

Bequeef.

What is a bequeef?

It's a manly version

of the queef.

It comes all the way up from

my thighs like a sumo wrestler.

I flex and it shoots up my thighs and it

comes straight out of my little weenus.

Okay. On that note,

we're going to take some calls.

Countdown to the year 2000.

Are you ready for Y2K?

If the world ends,

what will you bequeef?

Give us a call. You know the number.

Hello, you're on the...

The inversion's coming.

- Hello.

- Hello, you there?

The inversion is coming.

- Buster, is that...?

- Oh, no.

This guy is our favorite caller.

He calls in all the time,

completely out of his mind.

How's it going, buddy?

Listen up, you shits; I can tell

by the cloud formations,

the machine's gonna

crank to a halt

and that's when

the passageway opens up

and we can pass through

one at a time.

Buster, you are a dream to us.

You have no idea the joy

that you bring us.

As soon as you go to jail, buddy, I'm

gonna make "Free Buster" bumper stickers.

I'm not going to jail!

I'm the last free man!

I'm going straight up through

the ass hole to the mouth!

You shits are gonna get f***ed!

Of all people, you most

clearly see the predicament

of the human condition.

Your heart is heavy with

the burden of this knowledge.

Taurus, you are a rebel.

Those in power see you

as a glitch in the machine,

a bug in the system.

Horoscopes

for a dollar per minute.

Taurus, your heart

is true even when it's broken.

The time is running out.

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