Bugs Bunny's Easter Special Page #6

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about as Easter-ish as you can get.

You just don't understand, Daffy.

I need an actor

to play the part of an Easter bunny.

What stupendous luck.

At this very moment...

...one of my best pictures

is about to be shown.

Start the screening. Gunther.

[SINGING]

Join up with me, so joyous and' free

That':
the way to old Sherwood high

For I'm Robin Hood and I'm very good

At avoiding the Sheriff's eye

So we'll trip along merrily

Over the greensward so gracefully

To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it

Trip it up and down

To trip it. trip it. trip it. trip it

Sn trip it up and down

[LAUGHING]

Ho-ho and ha-ha. eh?

I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat friar.

With my trusty quarterstaff.

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter

quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.

Ho. Ha. Guard. Tum. Pally.

Dodge. Spin. Ha. Thrust.

Hm. Let's see now.

Something amiss here.

I'll run through it.

Ho. ha. guard. tum. parry.

dodge. spin. ha. thrust.

Got it.

Now then.

Ho. ha. guard. tum. parry. dodge. spin.

[GIGGLING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Knock it off.

How jolly can you get?

Prithee, old traveling clown...

...couldst thou directest me

to Robin Hood's hideout?

I wouldst fain join me up

with his band of jolly outlaws.

Look no further, good friar,

for I am he for whomst thou seekest.

I am Robin Hood.

Oh. cut it out. I'm serious.

If you don't know where he is,

just say so.

But honest and truly. I am Robin Hood.

Sure you are.

Look. give me a chance. can't you?

I'll prove I'm Robin Hood.

See yon rich. unwary traveler?

I'll rob him of his gold and

give it to some poor unworthy slob.

That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood.

Hm? Prithee?

Now then, fatso, watch as I put

a cloth-yard shaft through his wishbone.

I'm watching. jester.

[WHISTLING]

Oh. I don't know

how I could have doubted you.

Shall we spend

the gold all in one place?

Ho-ho, very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh.

[YAWNS]

'(nicks . and away'.!

'(nicks . and away'.!

'(nicks . and away .

'(nicks . and away .

'(nicks . and away .

'(nicks . and away .

[THUDDING]

Why. you.

Now then. yoicks. and away!

Ha-ha! Now.

I'm sorry. but I can't join you.

I'm convinced you're just

not Robin Hood.

And I'm just convinced that you could

never play an Easter bunny. Daffy.

And I'm just convinced

that you are a stupid sapsucker.

Oh, dear, I'm afraid

we've hurt his feelings.

He'll get over it. Granny.

Say. how would you like to see

Yosemite Sam act?

You think he could play

an Easter bunny?

Hey, let's find out.

Miami Beach! At last!

Yippee! Hooray! Yahoo!

[PANTING]

Yippee...

Hooray...

Man. dig this crazy beach.

Must be low tide.

Great horny toads, a trespasser.

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