Bugs Bunny's Easter Special Page #5

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as a cute little bunny rabbit, Foghorn.

Son-- I say. son.

you are tampering with my career.

I have taken the liberty of putting on one of

my spectaculars on that machine up there.

Okay, roll it, Oakley.

I'll show you. I say.

I'll show you what real acting's like.

Coldest-J' I say.

Coldest winter on way here.

Bu. Feels like it's already here.

If I was to spend another winter

in this air-conditioned deep freeze...

I'd freeze my tail-- I say,

I'd freeze my tail feathers off.

Say now. that Widow Hen

has a nice. cozy little roost.

Maybe-- I say,

maybe I've been a bachelor too long.

[HUMMING CAMPTOWN RACES"]

Good-- I say. good day. Widow Hen.

- May I come in?

- Sakes alive. a man.

Come light in. MI. Leghorn.

Here-- I say, here's the flowers

and here's the candy.

The courtship is now over.

So how about it, Widow Hen?

Will you many me?

Well. I couldn't--

But I need you, Widow.

I need your love to keep me warm.

I couldn't many you unless you prove

you'd be a good father to my son.

Hey, boy, come on over here.

Let's have a look at you.

This is a boy?

Why don't you take Junior outside

and play games with him.

That'd be a good way to see

if he'd like you for a father.

Good-- I say. good idea. Widow Hen.

I know the boy will be crazy about me.

Crazy. that is.

Come over here. boy. and I'll show you

how to make a nice paper airplane.

There she goes. Look at he! fly.

How's that 10! a--? Huh?

No. no. boy.

That's no way to make a plane.

That'll never" I say, that'll never--

Fly.

[MACHINE GUNS FIRING]

Oh. never mind. Einstein.

Knowing the answer

wouldn't do me no good anyway.

Let's play hide-and-seek.

[JUNIOR COUNTING]

That boy would have to use

a slide rule to find me in here.

[LAUGHS]

The genius must have

got his signals mixed.

He's heading in the wrong direction.

But-- But, boy. Over there.

The box. I couldn't.

Yeah. I know. Figures don't lie.

But still-- One side. boy.

No. I better not look.

I just might be in there.

Well. let's see what you're making

there. boy. Looks like sody pop.

Watch it fizz.

[EXPLODES]

[KNOCKING]

Who is it?

Here's your little boy back, Widow.

The deal's off.

But you said you

needed my love to keep you warm.

Madam. I don't need your love.

I've got I say. I've got my bandages

to keep me warm.

What do you--? I say. what do you think.

Granny? Do I play the Easter bunny?

Oh, mercy. I just don't want to hurt

your feelings, Mr. Leghorn.

Go on. hurt them.

No. You're just not our bunny.

- That's it?

- Sony. pal.

Why do they need an Easter bunny anyway?

What's wrong with an Easter chicken?

Stop the screening.

I've solved the situation.

What do you think, sister? This is

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