Bugs Bunny's Easter Special Page #4

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GENDARME:

Le Pew!

[PEPE SINGING IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[HUMMING]

[SINGING]

[SHOP OWNER SHOUTING IN FRENCH]

[CRIES]

I am bankrupt.

[PURRING]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Remove that skunk...

...that polecat, 'from the premises.

[SNIFFING]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Ah. le belle femme skunk fatale.

My little darling.

It is love at first sight, is it not? No?

Do not come with me to the casbah.

We shall make beautiful

music together right here.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[KISSING]

Huh?

Ha-ha. The small one.

She is make herself dainty for me.

For the daintiness I can wait.

[SINGING ALOUETTE"]

The time is up. Dainty or not.

we continue with this wooing.

This little love bundle.

Now she is seeking for us

a trysting place.

Touching, is it not?

You are very good. Monsieur Le Pew.

But of course.

I have practiced, you see.

Hello, baby,

I am the locksmith of love, no?

Come. darling. We must be grown-up

about these things.

Do not run away from the love.

Here-- What is this?

But of course. This little one wish to

commit suicide to prove her love for me.

What a sweet gesture.

Nevertheless. I must prevent it.

Saved.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

We die together.

I am not dead? No?

[COUGHING]

What's this? Is that you, pigeon?

Is that--? Huh?

Oh. pardon. mama.

But have you seen a beautiful

young lady skunk?

Where are you. pigeon?

I am looking somewhere to find you.

'Yoo-hoo. rabbit. Where are you?

[COUGHS]

Aha! Perhaps you have returned in here?

Ale you here then. golden gill?

[DOOR CLOSES]

Who is this?

Oh. it is you again.

[COUGHING]

What can I do to help you?

Why do you lock the? Oh. no.

Control yourself, madam.

You cannot be in earnest.

A joke. yes?

No.

You know.

It is possible to be too attractive.

Oh. you are so cute and lovable.

You'd make

an excellent Easter bunny. Pepe.

- You wish me to be an Easter bunny?

- Oh. that was the idea.

Madam.

10! Pepe to play the Easter bunny...

...is like Robert Redford playing la France.

Never. Not me.

Oh. deal.

What you need is a bunny rabbit

to play the Easter bunny.

- But, Pepe, I--

-Do not be modest, Bugs.

Monsieur Gunther.

show us Bugs Bunny as an actor...

...a comedian. a pantomimist.

Oh. you will love this. madam.

["THE BARBER OF SEVILLE PLAYING]

[HORN PLAYING]

[PIANO PLAYS]

Eh.

Next?

Excuse me. Monsieur Le Pew. bub-

Oh. deal. he's gone.

I'm sorry. Granny.

But where am I going to find

someone to play the Easter bunny?

Isn't there anybody

we haven't talked to yet, Bugs?

Well. there's--

FOGHORN:

Hold-- I say. hold everything.

I hear-- I say, you're looking for somebody

to play the part of the Easter bunny.

I don't think you could ever pass

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