Buffalo '66

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All forgotten yesterdays

School days remind me of

When I was a boy

All my life

I've been this lonely boy

Do do.

Gate.

( rings bell )

- What do you want?

- Can I use the bathroom here?

I can't let you

back in here.

This is the discharge gate.

There's the last bus

into town tonight.

You better get on it.

Excuse me, do you know

where the bathroom is?

Yeah, it's down there.

The bathroom's closed, sir.

It's closed. Thanks.

Excuse me, miss, do you know

where there's a bathroom here?

Back there.

That's closed. Do you know

where another bathroom is?

There's one in the restaurant

to the left up there.

Okay, thanks.

Thank you.

( winces )

Man:
Oh man.

The restaurant's closed.

I said the restaurant is closed.

- Can I use the bathroom?

- The bathroom's closed, too.

I said the restaurant

is closed.

( tap dancing )

...one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four--

chin up straight-- seven, eight.

And stamp! One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight.

Stamp! Two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

Stamp! And smile-- two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight.

Stamp! One, two,

three and four.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

Again-- two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

Repeat, two, two, two--

five, six, seven, eight.

Stamp! Then a one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

Stamp! And smile-- two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight.

Stamp! And a one... three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

Doubles ! One, two...

- What the f*ck you looking at?

- Nothing.

Then get your fucking face

out of my pants.

Relax.

Don't tell me to fucking relax.

Just keep your face

out of my pants.

It's just so big.

What the f*ck did you say?

What did you say to me, you faggot?

Get the f*ck out

of the bathroom ! Faggot!

Damn it!

I can't piss.

Fucking faggot,

I'll kill that fucker!

Fucking faggot!

Faggot!

- Watch your mouth.

- What? What?

Why don't you watch

your mouth, smart-ass?

- Miss.

- What?

You got a quarter

I can borrow?

- Yes.

- Can I borrow it?

Yeah.

Can I borrow it now?

- Don't you say thanks?

- What?

- Don't you say thank you?

- What?

Hello, Ma? It's me.

It's Billy.

Billy. Your son !

Turn down the TV.

Turn down the television.

It's Billy.

I told you we were going to be

in town for one day, right?

We're in town.

We just flew in.

We're at the fancy hotel.

I told you where we were staying.

Downtown, yes.

The big hotel, right.

Yeah, I have a big room.

It's beautiful here.

Yes, it's clean, Ma.

It's a veryexpensive

hotel, okay?

No, don't come here, Ma.

Don't come here.

I told you, I want to go there.

I want to see the old neighborhood.

I want to come now.

What time is the game over?

Fine, I'll come

at 5:
00.

No, Ma, she's not coming.

She's sick.

I don't know.

People get sick.

I don't know why she's sick.

She's sick.

Every time we fly in planes,

she gets sick.

I don't know why.

She doesn't like flying.

Plus, we sit in first class,

they bring you a lot of food,

and she always gets

stomach cramps. I don't know.

I can't--

she's sleeping, Ma.

I'm in the lobby of the hotel

because she's sleeping upstairs.

I'm not going to wake her up.

Did you hear what I said?

Did you hear what I said?

What did I say?

What did I say?

She's sick!

Fine, Ma.

You want me to wake her up?

You want me to go upstairs

and wake her up?

You're unbeliev able.

Then how you going to feel

when she comes over sick?

How you going to feel then

when you see how sick she is?

No, I'm going to

bring her,

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