Brewster's Millions Page #5

- What's wrong?

- Spike! Spike!

- You look like you've seen a ghost.

- I... I... I did. I'm not. I'm OK.

We're gonna be back on the team!

I may own the team.

- What?

- I'm gonna be crazy for a while.

But I'm not crazy. People will

think I am. You stick with me.

- You work here?

- No. They hired me to follow you.

Would you like to work for

more money than you've ever made?

I mean, it's a job. I gotta check and see

if it's real first. Are you interested?

- Yeah, are you kiddin'?

- Bring your camera.

Would you mind telling me what's

going on? What did they do to you?

What do you mean, what did they do?

I think I just inherited $30 million.

Oh, is that all?

I thought we did somethin' wrong.

30 million. Why didn't you tell me?

$30 million! Are you kiddin' me?

Monty's my best friend.

Things like this don't happen often.

This is incredible news! The man

just got $30 million given to him.

This is a good day.

We're always gonna remember it.

$30 million! That makes us rich.

Well, it makes him rich.

What a great day we're having. Me!

He's having a wonderful day.

I'm having a good time, too.

I'm his best friend. Did I tell you?

Jesus.

This is real m-m-m...

..money.

We're gonna have a lotta fun

with this kind of money.

- It's real.

- It is indeed, Mr Brewster.

- Let's not be rash with our money.

- Right.

Jake, I'd like to hire you

as my official photographer.

- Salary, $10,000 a week.

- $10,000 a week? This guy's a jerk!

Shut up. I accept.

Hold still for the camera, Mr Brewster.

Not bad for a guy

who didn't finish college.

You're doin' great, but, uh... I don't

think you inherited me with your money.

Needless to say, we'll be offering you

the special 24% interest rate...

..we reserve for major corporations

and a few of our Arab friends.

I don't want any interest! I want it in a

regular account that doesn't pay anything.

It's your vault. I should pay you rent.

- Very good, Mr Brewster.

- Mr Brewster,...

..you'd be giving up $7.2 million

a year just in interest alone.

I shouldn't take advantage of people.

Am I right?

Oh, yes, sir. Right you are, Mr Brewster.

I'd like to get $3 million in cash

now and take it with me.

Do you know how much $3 million in

cash is? You don't walk around that!

- You'd need an army of security guards.

- The man's right.

- What do they pay you here?

- 350 a week before taxes.

You can't live on that.

This is a dangerous job.

I'll pay you $2,000 a week

to be the chief of my security.

- No, no, no, no.

- Oh, yeah. That's wrong.

OK, $4,000 a week. And you get 20 other

guys and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.

- You miss the point, Monty.

- Go get the $3 million and follow me.

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