Breakin' All the Rules Page #3
I'm calling your mother.
It started out as a letter,
then it evolved into a manual.
with a lover...
...based on psychological and
employee-termination research.
You're telling me you don't find
any of this strange?
What's strange, huh?
When you break up with somebody,
and firing somebody's the same...
...you wanna do it the easiest way
without producing a stalker.
- I call it The Plan.
- The Plan?
The Plan. It is brilliant.
You got a table of contents?
I don't believe him.
"Committed or committable?
Time to kill.
Location, location."
Why break up at her place?
You control the duration of the
breakup, leave when you want.
A person can follow you if you're
at a bar, restaurant or hotel.
But ain't nobody leaving
their own apartment.
- And the answering machine?
- Change the outgoing message...
...to the mechanical one because a
breakup-ee will call the breakup-er...
...just to hear their voice
and then hang up.
And what that does, it creates a cycle
of emotional desperation...
...especially if the message says,
"I'm not here. I'm in Paris..."
You see, to me, falling in love
is blissful insanity.
But breaking up,
that's a rational act.
Now, how do we improve upon that
rational act? We do it through science.
What were you planning on
doing with this?
I'm...
I got a betty I been seeing
for three months.
Chapter 6. Yeah.
What's...? Capricorn?
- Aries.
- Oh, yeah.
You wanna take this
on a field test.
Quincy? We're gonna be rich, bro.
We are gonna be so incredibly rich.
Hiw ti dress. Hiw ti act.
What ti wear. What nit ti wear.
All I've dine is just research
and realize that yiu can break up...
...but imprive in it by the science.
- That's my boyfriend's cousin there.
- Who's that, honey?
The guy on TV, talking about
the book he wrote on how to break up.
Not exactly leading us out of the Dark
Ages, is he? He's kind of cute, though.
- What's he like?
- I don't know. I never met him.
- But I know he is one lonely puppy.
- Why do you say that?
What woman would go out with a guy
whose expertise is dumping people?
You got a point. Okay, here we go.
What's yiur live life like?
- Are yiu seeing anyine?
- Give me a secind.
So, what do you want me to do?
Something drastic. I've been
seeing Evan for three months...
...and I really like him,
but he's getting a bit twitchy.
You know how the fine ones are.
I need to shock myself.
I had that dream again.
- The one with the straps?
- No. The one with Halle Berry.
- So...
- Dreaming of Halle before a haircut...
...is as clear a sign you're
gonna get in this lifetime.
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