Boys Don't Cry Page #3

And never lose

And in the mornin'

She'll wear a smile

She's made of stars

Oh, hi.

You sell, uh...

- Ruffles?

- Ruffles. Right over there.

Thank you.

Dream on, Lana.

- I can't be sellin' you no beer tonight.

- Fine. I'll browse.

The beer's in the back if you want it.

Hey.

Space cowboy!

I'm so wasted. I don't know

if I'm ever gonna come down.

- That's OK.

- I need beer.

Come here.

It's OK. It's OK.

It's OK. Here.

- It's for me.

- Can I see some ID?

Sure.

How beautiful!

Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm on acid.

It's like an album cover.

Would you, uh... care to join me?

- Come on.

- F*** off!

Don't you talk to me like that,

you skanky little snake.

Kwik Stop.

Hey! Lana!

Lana, wait. I'll drive you. I got Candace's car.

I'm walkin'.

Well, here.

What are you still hangin' around here for?

Well, I thought someone oughta

walk you home before you get an MIP.

I don't need anybody to walk me anywhere.

- Jeez, watch it.

- I don't need you to stop me from trippin'.

Lana, you are one cranky girl.

You'd be cranky, too, Mr I'm-Going-

To-Memphis-Graceland-Tennessee,

if you were stuck where there's nothin'

to do but go bumper-skiing and chase bats.

Hey, I've been bored my whole life.

Is that why you let John tie you to the back

of a truck and drag you around like a dog?

No. I just thought that's

what guys do around here.

Wait a minute. What's your name again?

Brandon.

The discs... took off from here.

That's all there is. Let's go back.

Lana? Lana?

Look, just go on home, OK?

God, I hate my life.

Lana?

I hate your life, too.

- Don't look at my stupid house.

- I'm not lookin' at your stupid house.

I'm lookin' at you.

What was I thinkin'?

Mom... come on.

Come on!

Did you eat?

It's all right.

Don't. It's OK.

Hi. Here, drink this.

You'll feel better in the mornin'.

Come on.

It's good for ya.

Yeah, I got a thing for cow.

I know a song about cows.

- My dad taught it to me.

- You're not gonna sing it for me, are ya?

No. I can't sing to save my life.

- Me neither.

- What?

Sure you can. You sing great.

That wasn't me. It was the karaoke.

So?

You were still great.

I couldn't do it.

A lot of people I know couldn't.

You don't know any songs about cows?

Sure I do.

Comin' to you this beautiful Friday,

October 27 th, this is Corn Report.

It is 8am. It is 45 degrees.

You'd better watch out. That winter is comin'.

Hey.

Is it always this nice in the mornin'?

I made you a little breakfast.

Wow!

Thank you.

My hand sucks.

How come Aunt Lana's asleep?

Well, your Aunt Lana is a nice girl, but

she is as lazy as the day is long, sweetheart.

Don't you be like that, OK? Huh?

- Answer if somebody asks a question.

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