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When she thought
that she'd die on Christmas night
and be swept up on Boxing Day morning,
mistaken for a huge dirty handkerchief...
..then she knocked on the door
of a handsome young prince named George,
who gave her all his massive
collection of Christmas presents,
and she lived happily ever after.
Oh, by Satan's sausage,
Bladder, what a fine tale!
Oh, good.
On a cold, dark, cruel Christmas night, tricky one.
Could be a robin.
Why, rather coincidentally,
it is a sad, lonely old granny dying of cold.
Shall I fling her out saying
there's no room in our Christmas
for a sad, virtuous, silver-haired
No, Blackadder, you swine, bring her in!
- The trolley's a nice touch.
- Take all you want.
You've found Georgy-Porgy, a handsome prince.
Thank you, sir.
Shall I make sure she doesn't steal the silver?
- No, no. Tell her to take it.
- You're very generous, sir.
Excellent, excellent, Baldrick, a triumph.
Baldrick? Baldrick!
Sorry, Mr B. I was just showing
a sweet old granny to the door.
- Are we ready yet, sir?
- What?
I answered the door and it was
this sweet granny collecting for charity.
- So I let her in.
- Ahh.
Something wrong, Mr B?
No. I shouldn't have trusted a man
with the mental agility of a rabbit dropping.
- Sorry, Mr B.
- It's all right.
It's not your fault.
Still I fear for a frail, elderly woman
Iaden with valuables, travelling
the inadequately-lit London streets.
- Yes, she's not safe, sir.
- Well not from me, certainly.
- Very amusing!
- In what way?
The wigs. Very amusing wigs.
But his behaviour, as you say, disgraceful.
But... But he actually got the presents.
Y... Y... Yes.
So there is something
to be made out of being bad.
Technically, yes. But that's not the point, is it?
It's the soul, the soul.
As a matter of interest, what would
happen in the future if I was bad?
Erm... Is that the time? I must be off.
I'd love to see Christmas Future.
No, no, no, it's terribly melodramatic.
Look, just show it, please.
All right. Whoo-oo.
Hail, Queen Asphyxia,
Supreme Mistress of the Universe.
And hail to you, my triple husbandoid.
I summon you here to groupgreet
our swift Imperial Navies home.
Approach, Grand Admiral of the Dark Segment
and Lord of the High-slung Bottoms of Zob.
Morning.
To you, Blackadder, Thrice-endowed
Supreme Donkey of the Trouserpod,
this much greeting.
I, too, Bold Navigator,
cringe my dribblies
at your resplendent pofflesnood.
That won't be necessary, thank you.
Approach, your slave, Baldrick.
For God's sake, if you're going
to wear that ridiculous jockstrap,
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