Blackadder's Christmas Carol Page #6
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I suppose it does.
Merry Christmas, ma'am.
Good Lord!
Horrible, eh? What a pig!
Yes, but clearly quite a clever, charming pig.
But no, as you say, his behaviour, disgraceful.
You're a great improvement on them all
You're a good boy.
Them? Are there more?
Oh, yes. Have a shufty at this.
Right, Balders.
I'm sick of the Prince Regent
getting all the presents.
So here's the plan:
we play our traditional game of charades,
and when he gets bored and asks for a story,
you stick the dress and the hat on
and knock on the door.
- Got it?
- Got it.
You certainly will get it if you mess this up.
Hurrah! Welcome, lads! This is the stuff, eh?
Christmas sherry and charades
with honest, manly fellows.
What can I do with a girl I can't do with you, eh?
I cannot conceive, sir.
There's that, of course. Now, who's first?
I'd ask Horatio, but he's out of it.
So it's the little monkey fellow first, is it?
- It is indeed.
- Excellent. I love charades.
OK. Off you go, Baldrick.
- A book.
- Well done.
Didn't think you'd get it that quickly.
Yes, I must say that was damn clever.
Another great Christmas tradition.
Explaining the rules eight times
to the Thicky Twins.
It must be a specific book.
For the Bible, I'd do that
to indicate it has two syllables...
- Two what?
- Two syllables.
"Two silly bulls"? I don't think so, not in the Bible.
but that was a sensible animal.
Ah-ha, yah, is it Noah's Ark?
With the two pigs, two ants and two silly bulls...
- Two syll-a-bles?
- What?
We're getting confused. Let's start again.
No, let's not. I think the whole game's
getting a bit syll-a.
What a good idea.
I'll get rid of the servant, shall I?
There's a limit to how long roasting chestnuts
can blot out the aroma of Baldrick's trousers.
Don't forget the dress and the hat, Baldrick.
- Shall I begin the Christmas story?
- Absolutely.
Provided it's not that depressing one
about the chap born on Christmas Day
then comes a cropper with some rum coves
on a hill in Johnny Arab land.
- You mean, Jesus?
- Yes, that's the bloke.
He always spoils the Xmas atmos.
Instead, I shall tell you a story...
Ah! Oh, my God, I've gone blind! Blind!
That's better.
As I was saying, this is a story
about a handsome young prince.
This is more like it. What?
Good-looking, lovely hair perched on his head
like an exceptionally attractive loaf of bread?
- Exactly.
- I can imagine him. Excellent fellow.
It's a tale about him and a sad, lonely old granny
who's dying of cold on a cruel Christmas night.
- Not a comedy, then?
- No, sir.
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