Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure Page #3

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How could you do this, Boogey?

He doesn't like you.

Haven't you been listening?

Judge, don't worry,

I'll take them with me.

My crew and I were just going out

for a bit of a sail.

And I know the perfect place to...

drop them off.

Drop them off, drop them off.

Very well. I give custody

of the former Grim Reaper...

to the Boogey Man.

Please take him far, far away...

where he won't bother anyone

ever again.

You made your point,

Boogey.

Who are you going to get to be

the Grim Reaper instead of me, huh?

The kids next door?

Hey, come on, I know my rights.

You've got the right

to a butt-kicking. Right, boys?

I've cheated Death.

This is the greatest day of my life.

Time for a frosty beverage.

What's this?

Damn! You're those filthy

children that go door to door...

selling candy bars

for their school fundraiser.

Well, I'm busy and poor.

So go away and stop tracking

dirt on my lawn.

No sign of the targets.

We must enter the domicile.

Query.

Why are we eliminating

Billy and Mandy?

Our job is not to ask why.

We are programmed to obey.

They are gone.

I told you that it took too long.

Statement.

If I'd known robots had to pee...

I wouldn't have had that

32 pounds liquid coolant...

right before we time-traveled.

Hey, kids, Billy's mom's

a little upset right now...

as she'll have to go back to work

at the dog-kicking factory.

So I'm supposed to take you

to dinner far, far away from here.

Query.

Will you, Billy's father,

teach me all that you know...

so that I may better understand...

and thereby destroy

my pre-approved target?

Billy. I'd hoped

one day that you'd realize...

that I'm not just a father

but a father figure.

Come, let me share my knowledge

over a root beer.

Now, the first thing you gotta know

is that life is like a basketball.

It has its ups and its downs...

Hey, are you guys going

to the Grand Canyon...

on this cruise ship too?

No, we're prisoners.

I like cruise ships 'cause you

get a buffet and it has shrimp.

The buffet has shrimp?!

How did that guy from the jury

get on my ship?

I need to make poo-poo, I need

to make poo-poo real bad.

I can't believe you got me fired, Boogey.

You can't keep me here.

Your stay here will be as brief

as your lives.

But we still get the buffet, right?

I'm not hungry, yo.

I want to go home!

Who's gonna be the Grim Reaper,

if I'm not the Grim Reaper?

Hey there, it's me.

Number 3.

I just wanted to thank you, Boogey,

for giving me this opportunity.

Thanks to you,

in addition to my charity work...

and love of rainbow monkeys...

I can now also reap

the immortal souls of grownups...

collecting my dark harvest

with a cold iron blade.

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