Big Momma's House Page #5

you be goin' about it the wrong way.

- How am I supposed to go about it?|- You don't come in a woman's house

and lead with your shaboink-boink!

Women don't respond to that.

I should've bought you somethin'.|Like a corsage.

This ain't no damn prom.

Ben, you gotta bring a woman|somethin' special.

Somethin' that means it's from your heart.

Come on. You's a OG, aren't you?

You's a fake one,|but you's probably a OG, huh?

All right, well, get it together.

- Thanks, Hattie, baby.|- Good. Get your ass outta here.

Oh, and that seersucker suit?

Sherry made a call today. Who was it?

A Dr Green in Los Angeles.|A refill on the kid's allergy prescription.

She's done nothing to try and contact Lester.

Well, she will. And when she does,

- we'll be there to catch her.|- That's right.

Superfly!

You know?

You wanna give me those,|or have you grown too attached to 'em?

"Prescription called in for Trent Pierce."

"Hafarth's Pharmacy, Cartersville, Georgia."

I know what you're up to.

You think you're nickel slick,|but I got your penny change.

What you talkin'?|I'm just takin' in a little air.

You can't fool an old fool.|Sadie's got it all figured out.

Look, you old bat, this is a federal...

The man ain't been here for two days|and you all over him.

Oh! You think me and the white...|No, I don't get down like that.

Are you drinkin' that corn liquor?|Are you sippin' on the yak?

Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on.

I got my eye on you two.

What a day. What a damn day.

Big Momma, someone's here to see you.|They say it's an emergency.

Emergency? What kind of emergency?

Your...

Oh, that.

Child, when you get to be my age,|they're like yard dogs.

If you don't put 'em on a leash,|they'll just roam all over the neighbourhood.

- Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick.|- What you talkin'?

- Big Momma, it's time.|- Time for what?

Ritha's gonna have her baby.

Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by.

Be sure to send me an invitation|to the baby shower.

Her water broke comin' back from the movie.|The baby's due any minute.

- And you got to deliver it.|- Excuse me?

- You're the midwife, aren't you?|- Midwife?

Big Momma!

- What are you doing?|- Screamin'!

I find that it calms the spirit.

Matter offact, let's all scream.

Good. See? It works.

It's notlike... I don'tknow whatl'm doin'.

Take it easy. I've called the paramedics.

Just stall, and then get out ofthe way|when they get there. OK?

All right. Excuse me, darlin'.

Let's close these, OK? You don't want|your business wavin' all in the air.

Oh, no! Don't!

- I said close 'em!|- They don't close!

Well, then, maybe that's how|you got this way in the first place!

- Get this baby out of me!|- Where is she?

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