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Sit down and shut up, you old fool.
- On... bug-eye boy.|- What?!
Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh?
- I'll take that bet.|- Ready? And fight!
- FBl! Everybody freeze.|- Don't move.
- John!|- A little help down here, please?
No doubt. Are you all right?
I'm just takin' a bath|with Old Yeller down here.
Could you open the cage? I'm a married man.|I'm not used to this much attention.
Satellite TV and a six-pack|do not a full life make.
You gotta understand. I'm not like you.
On the street, I gotta keep it simple.
OK. We've got a live one, people.|Conference room in five.
- Got it.|- Good. Bring it here.
- Nice.|- You too grown for this sh*t, man.
Lester Vesco,|serving a life sentence formurder,
has escapedfrom a federalpenitentiary.
- I don't know. We've never been on one.|- How fast can you get ready?
Well, you look ready to me.
Grab your medicine.
Got your seat belt on?
- Yup.|- Let's roll.
Lester Vesco. Not a nice man, people.
We got him, but the money|was never recovered.
Never convicted. Worked in the bank.
Now it looks like she's in the wind.
So we find her,|we find Lester, we find the money.
- Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance.|- Great. Malcolm and I can stay here
and hit the phones.
No, no, I've got something special|planned for you two.
Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother|in Cartersville, Georgia.
That's all, people.
- There's Big Momma.|- What a classic scene.
Genteel old lady, pruning her roses.
- Got it.|- You know what, man?
I'm just here to catch a bad guy.|If it goes down hard, so be it.
Hey, what do we have here?
Nah, you bring them over.|That's how you meet the new neighbours.
- Malcolm!|- Four and a half minutes.
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