Big Momma's House 2

Synopsis: Undercover Agent Malcolm Turner is back and this time he's out to expose the suspected designer of a deadly computer "worm" that would allow outside forces access to sophistical and critical government intelligence files. But unfortunately, the only way the crafty agent can get next to the worm's creator, Tom Fuller, is to access the programmer's Orange County home as the new "nanny" to Fuller and his wife Leah's children: toddler Andrew and his two older sisters, Carrie and Molly. This means that Malcolm must once again rely on his sure-fire alter ego, the take-no-prisoners Hattie Mae Pierce, a.k.a. "Big Momma," to bring down the bad guys and prove that a woman's work is never done! But once undercover, the job proves another tough juggling act for Big Momma as "she" must manage the hectic lives of the three Fuller kids, keep up with their myriad of daily activities, and handle the many household chores, all while secretly trying to dig up information on Tom's computer virus. Of cours
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): John Whitesell
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 win & 5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
99 min


That leak we had has been fixed.

So now that we've dealt with the situation,

we can keep moving forward, right?

Yes, of course.

I thought so.

What was that about?


Go back to sleep.

You gotta get out there.

They're starting to get fidgety.

What were you so nervous about? I mean,

you set this up, right? You vouched for us?

Yes, but you don't

know them the way I do.

If they think for one second you're

not legit, they will turn on you.

And God help you if that happens.

That's it. We can't risk

it. I'm pulling the plug.

No, no.

I've never turned down an assignment,

and I'm not gonna start now.

Just tell me one thing.

Have they had their snack?

No, just juice boxes.

You gotta be kiddin me.

All right. Okay.

And now lets give a great big Gold

Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh...

Goldie the Safety Eagle!

I say, there's an eagle in the house.

I say, there's an eagle-



So what brings us here

today, O great Safety Eagle?

Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to

recruit some junior investigators.


Ah, now, I'm not talking about

investigating your parents.

Although, if your daddy got no job...

...and wearing a $20,000

Rolex, give us a call.

Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun...

That guy in the chicken suit?

Isn't that your step dad?

...make sure the cord

is not torn or frayed.

If the Safety Eagle

were to plug that in...

...he would get a nasty shock.

Plug it in! Plug it in!

Damn demon kids.

Space heaters keep us

warm in the winter...

...but they, too, can

be very dangerous if-



Oh. Oh. Whoo!


Couldn't you have at least

taken off that chicken suit?

First of all, its an eagle suit.

And unfortunately, I had no

choice. The zipper melted.

- What's wrong with you anyway?

- Ryan and the guys saw you.

- So?

- So its embarrassing.

Ryan's dad sells shrimp

out the trunk of his car.

He's the one that should be embarrassed.

- Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken.

- Eagle.

I'm an eagle.

An eagles a majestic

bird. It deserves respect.

So those stories you used to tell me- The

things you did, all those guys you put in jail-

- You gave it up for this?

- No.

I gave it up for her.

Hi, honey. Hi, baby!

What happened to my little birdie?

Eagle too proud to talk about it.

Well, come on inside

and let me take a look.

- Hey, baby.

- Hi, honey.

- What's up?

- Oh, I almost forgot.

The broker called today and

upped the offer on the Porsche.

Malcolm, with what he's offering...

...we can remodel the garage into a playroom

and still have enough left over for a minivan.

Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing.

But I am not drivin no minivan.

- Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche?

- It's got a trunk.

Malcolm, all the talks we

had about having the baby...

...and how it was gonna change things?

You promised me you were up for this.

Yeah, baby, but to be fair... were naked when most

of those promises were made.

Look, I'm just kiddin'... Okay?

She wants a minivan.

Me driving a minivan? I

ain't gonna be able to do it.

Next thing you know, I'll be asking

if I look fat in these jeans.

This is my stuff?

Kick me out of my office?

Hell, no. Crawford.

It was my call. Field agents

have priority over P.R.

- You gotta be kidding me, Crawford.

- Malcolm. Malcolm!

Last night Doug Hudson

was killed in the line.


- I want in.

- I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore.

Reinstate me. You know

what the man meant to me.

He was my first partner. Hudson taught

me everything I know about this job.

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Don Rhymer

Don Rhymer (February 23, 1961 – November 28, 2012) was an American screenwriter and film producer. He graduated from James Madison University in 1982. He wrote movies like Big Momma's House, The Santa Clause 2, Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London, The Honeymooners, Deck the Halls, and the computer animated mockumentary Surf's Up. more…

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