Beethoven's Christmas Adventure Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 2011
- 90 min
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You know that cell phone store down the street?
They've got a guy out front dressed as a cell phone.
Only it's Christmas and we don't sell cell phones.
So l figured...
Ow! Ah!
Shut up. First of all,
you're an idiot.
Second of all,
you're an idiot.
Third of all, look around.
Business is doing just fine.
ln fact, this might be my best scam
since "Most Wanted Mopeds."
Ooh! Or even "Most Wanted
Kitchen Appliances."
ln fact, l think
it might be time
for another one of our midnight shopping sprees.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Okay, you hit Toy
Bonanza on Route 30.
They should be
restocked by now.
And l'll check out Oy What A
Toy on Nazareth Boulevard.
And take that
stupid costume off!
You look ridiculous.
The woman at
the Halloween store...
Who charged you $40.
...said l looked
fashionably festive.
Mmm.
No. A cheap
knock-off, at best.
Hey!
Sorry, everyone,
we're closing a bit early today.
Please take your purchases to the
check-out counter now. (LAUGHlNG)
That's right, move along.
(CHRlSTMAS JlNGLE PLAYlNG)
Elves wear tights
and elves wear tunics
Elves are Santa's
little eunuchs
Freaks of nature.
(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
What the...
lnconsiderates!
Leaving their junk right in the middle of the street.
(SCREAMlNG)
That's twice in one day
with the same foot!
What the heck
is in here anyway?
Toys.
What?
What the...
(LAUGHS)
Groovy.
(EXCLAlMS)
l'll be ho, ho, hoed!
KENNY:
Most Wanted Toys,may I help you?
Yeah.
Cancel the toy ride!
Okay.
l think l just found a whole new source of inventory.
Whatever you say, boss.
(LAUGHS)
(DOG BARKlNG)
What are you looking at?
Finders, keepers!
(BARKS)
(WHlMPERS)
(WHlMPERS)
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
(WHlMPERS AGAlN)
HENRY:
Mmm.So this is
called pizza?
(WHlMPERS)
lt's delicious! l mean,
it could use a little bit more nutmeg,
but, hey,
everything could use a little bit more nutmeg.
(LAUGHS)
So, what do you guys
eat at the North Pole?
Well, mostly
milk and cookies
'cause, you know, Santa
draws up the menu and...
Um, how about the lnternet?
Do you guys have that?
We have the Winternet.
Freezes up a lot, though.
Uh, do you guys
go to school?
We are supposed to,
but every day is a snow day.
(LAUGHS)
Holy...
(BARKS)
You know,
l have to admit l thought you would be shorter.
Yeah, it's a common
misconception,
but l'm pretty average
as far as elf-sizes go.
l am member of
the National Association
for the Advancement
of Larger Elves.
What else do we have wrong?
Uh...
Well, yeah,
all of us do like...
We wouldn't be elves if we didn't make toys, right?
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