Beethoven's Big Break Page #4

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Got no charisma.

I mean, do you really

think this guy is a star?

Yes. Yes, I do.

I think you could call

him Pappy, Pappy the Pug.

(YAWNS)

Poochie? Puggy?

I think he lost his mind.

Next!

You blew it.

(WHINES)

Okay, which one of

you mongrels is next?

Sal.

What are doing here?

Well, I came to get

my things and Pete.

Pete? Pete? Don't know Pete. Who's next?

I am.

You've got to be kidding.

But he has

the heart of a wolf.

Pete is the lizard.

What lizard?

My lizard.

I see.

You lose my movie star but

you're interested in your lizard.

I didn't lose anybody.

You know I had

nothing to do with that.

All of your things are

underneath the stairwell.

If you have a lizard,

that's where it would be.

You mean you

didn't even feed him?

I've had a lot of

things on my mind. Next.

Pete.

Pete.

Pete, are you all right?

BILLY:
These are just

a bunch of mutts.

You're 10 times the dog,

Beethoven.

Dad found Pete.

I was worried

about you, buddy.

Is he all right?

Yeah. Pete's doing iust fine.

Aren't you, Pete?

(EDDIE GROANS)

(BARKING)

Beethoven!

Pete!

BILLY:
Come back!

Beethoven! No!

Hey, get back here.

BILLY:
Where is he?

(BEETHOVEN BARKS)

That's not even a dog.

SAL:
Not technically.

But check out the personality.

It's a cat.

Yes, but a charming cat.

I think we could

call it Kitty the Cat.

That's the fattest cat

I've ever seen.

Thyroid condition.

Look, man,

the movie is about a dog.

I need a dog, not a cat.

I need a dog.

Yes, sir.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Hey. What kind of

dog was that?

(SCREAMS)

(YOWLS)

Hey. Hey.

SAL:
Get me out of here!

STANLEY:
Now, that's a dog.

Humungous hairy dog.

EDDIE:
Pete!

(BARKS)

PATRICIA:
Watch this dog!

This dog is coming at me!

Here he comes!

Show me the dog.

(SCREAMING)

PATRICIA:
Get this mangy

mutt out of here.

Doesn't he know

I'm the producer?

Get me Sal.

Get me out of this chair!

(ALARM SOUNDING)

BILLY:
Dad, the door.

He's not gonna make it.

EDDIE:
Pete! I'm coming, Pete.

(BEETHOVEN BARKING)

PATRICIA:
Stop. Heel, heel!

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

PATRICIA:
Could you help me?

MAN:
Hey, that's the producer.

Somebody help her.

PATRICIA:
Somebody help me.

Are you okay?

Come on. Easy.

You okay?

Don't. Stay.

Don't, don't. Stay.

We got you. Easy. Easy.

You all right?

STANLEY:
Phenomenal!

Eject these hoodlums

from the lot immediately!

They disrupted my audition.

Hold it! Hold it!

Don't you touch that dog!

That animal knocked me over.

He destroyed my backdrop.

That dog is amazing!

SAL:
Sorry?

My sides are splitting.

Whose dog is this?

Uh-oh.

It's mine.

Who are you?

Eddie is one of

the animal trainers.

Was. Was.

I fired him after

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