Beethoven's 2nd Page #5

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Come on, you guys.

Hungry?

Honey?

What do you think of spearmint

for racquetball players?

Or should it be peppermint?

What do you think about

spearmint for soccer players?

Do you think there's enough soccer

players to justify their own scent?

They're eating.

They're eating by themselves.

Whoa, it's early for bed

for you two tonight.

- Hello?

- Mrs. Newton?

Linda Anderson,

Ryce's chemistry teacher.

- Yes.

- I'm calling to see if she's all right.

- Why, did something happen?

- No.

It's just that with less than

eight weeks of school left...

and her missing classes

to get her allergy shots...

she might have a problem

catching up.

Allergy shots?

Come on in.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I just got off the phone

with Miss Anderson.

You wanna tell me

what's goin' on, Ryce?

I can't.

You can't?

Oh, honey, yes, you can.

We've always been very honest

with each other, haven't we?

Are you skipping school

to spend time with boys?

Because if you are,

there was a time...

No, Mom. No. I'm not using drugs

and I'm not pregnant.

What's goin' on?

Ted, Emily and I have been hiding

four puppies in the basement.

Honey, I'm home!

Don't tell your dad.

I show him the hockey player. He flips

for the mahogany vanilla. He loved it.

He wants to smell the rest of the line

right away. The buzz is really starting.

There's a buzz.

Did you hear that, kids?

Now, now, now, on another front,

this is a big one.

Due to a special request

from your mother...

I have found the perfect vacation spot

for a family with a limited cash flow.

Wait a minute. We can't

afford anything right now.

No. This we can afford.

Our Velcro supplier,

Fred Serbiak...

has been offering us his cottage

in the mountains for years.

Well, it's empty this Fourth ofJuly,

and since you have told me...

that there'll be no business

this Fourth ofJuly, I said yes.

So, this Fourth ofJuly...

we are going to spend four

fun-filled days at Fred Serbiak's...

- mountain getaway absolutely free!

- Oh, my God.

- Honey, this is gonna be great.

- Yeah.

Fred was a little concerned

that we had a dog...

but I said our guy

wouldn't be any trouble.

Isn't that right,

you little Chihuahua, you?

Bless you. I mean no business,

no phones, no nothing.

Bless you. I mean no business,

no phones, no nothing.

I'm gonna run a load

through the dishwasher.

Isn't it customary to do that

after we have dinner?

- Uh... yeah.

- I don't know about you guys...

but I really need a break.

Just a few days to get away.

Are those sounds coming

from outside or in the basement?

Outside.

I think I'm hearing something

from the basement.

Oh, no!

Roll, anyone?

No, no, no, no!

Look, this is not one dog. This is

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