Bebe's Kids AKA Robin Harris' Bebe's Kids Page #5

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Sorry about that there.

So then I took them on

the scariest ride in the park.

And that kept them behaved.

Yes! Yeah!

No. No. No. No!

Y'all smell something?

Pee Wee, is that you?

Jamika, this is the last

time I take you...

...and these crazy kids...

...anywhere!

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Bye, Leon.

Hey, this is fun, right?

OK, you can pull the cord now.

The cord. Pee Wee!

You mean this cord right here?

What's the matter? Can't hang?

I'm just glad it didn't happen

on the roller coaster,

because you would have got me too.

- Thank you, Mr. Harris.

- Oh, you welcome, son.

Just lay off them chili dogs.

Come on, boy. Clay, Kyle,

whatever your name is, you next.

Father faker.

Since the kids started acting civilized,

we let them go off on their own.

And me and Jamika took

a little boat trip.

Mama, I want to go with you.

You can't be with us now, sweetie.

Now, just run along and

play with your friends.

Friends? Those are not my friends.

I hate when you babysit BeBe's kids.

Why couldn't we go

to Fun World alone?

Oh, honey.

Leon, come here.

Now, I know you don't like BeBe's kids.

I don't like them kids either.

But you all don't have

to like each other.

But they do have to respect you.

Now, that's something I can't

make them do, Leon.

You have to do it for yourself.

- How do I get respect?

- Easy.

Don't worry about what

they think about you.

Just do what you do best,

and then you'll win respect

on your own terms.

- That's it?

- Yeah.

Oh, and one other thing.

If you get into a fight, don't fight fair.

Get a brick and knock

the hell out of them kids.

Robin, I heard you.

All right, little man.

Have a good time.

And remember what I said.

Bye, Mama.

Thanks, Mr. Harris.

I don't mean to get in your business,

but maybe you should sign Leon

up for some karate classes.

That boy kind of soft.

Step right up, young fellow.

Give it a good hit, now.

If that's the best you can do, you'll

have to come back in a couple years.

Come on now, move along.

Move along.

Who will be next to test their

strength? Step right up.

Look who's back. Little Leon.

Welcome back, weenie.

Oh, yeah, here he is, the weenie man.

You ready? I thought you was gonna

hang around your mama leg all day.

At least my mama's here.

Well, your mama ain't

gonna be here to catch you

when I knock you out,

so you better watch your mouth

because you're talking

about our mama.

- Yeah.

- What's up with that, man?

Hey, kids! Time for another

Cartoon Cavalcade

at Fun World Playhouse

on Flea Street.

With plenty of free popcorn.

Come on, let's get a good seat.

Don't try to change the subject.

So, what up with that? Y'all

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