Barney's Great Adventure Page #3

No way!

Definitely not cool.

Oh.

Well, uh, what do you think is cool?

Rock singers who spit fire,

professional wrestling, real stuff.

Oh, I see.

But, you know, Cody, even for grownups

the real adventures in life start with a dream.

A dream?

Prove it!

Oh, you can only prove it to yourself, Cody.

But you could start, um...

Ah, you could start by wishing on a star.

(SCOFFS) A star? As if.

Stars are only glowing balls of gas

a zillion miles from here.

But I think there is

a very special wishing star in the sky tonight.

And it's right about there.

Whoa!

Want me to make a wish?

I'll make a wish.

I wish, wish...

I wish I could have

a real adventure this summer.

Do things that no one else has done before.

That would be cool.

How's that for a wish, Barney?

Barney?

Barney?

(SIGHS)

Man, I must be losing it.

(DOG WHIMPERING)

(DOG BARKS)

(BARKS)

(GROWLS)

(BARKING)

ABBY:
Come on, Marcella.

Come back here!

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Um, what are you

gonna do on a farm dressed like that?

As little as possible

and try not to get dirt on my new shoes.

Okay?

(HUMMING)

Barney!

Cody!

-BOTH:
Barney!

-Come on, let's go!

Hi there.

You look...

BARNEY:
Oh, thank you, Cody! So do you.

Well, we better

get started having fun right now.

GIRLS:
Yeah! Let's go!

BARNEY AND GIRLS: (SINGING)

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

And on his farm he had a cow, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a "moo-moo" here

and a "moo-moo" there

Here a "moo," there a "moo,"

everywhere a "moo-moo"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Oh, man.

And on his farm he had a goat, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a "baa-baa" here, and a "baa-baa" there

Here a "baa," there a "baa,"

everywhere a "baa-baa"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

And on his farm he had a chicken, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a "cluck, cluck" here

and a "cluck, cluck" there

Here a "cluck,"

there a "cluck," everywhere a "cluck, cluck"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

And on his farm he had a pig, EE-I-EE-I-O

Oh, no!

(PIGS GRUNTING)

With a "oink oink" here

and a "oink oink" there

Here a "oink,"

there a "oink," everywhere a "oink oink"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Get out of here! Go!

(METAL CLANKING)

Whoa!

In here.

Oh, oh, oh.

What's going on?

(METAL CLANKING)

(BARNEY WHIMPERING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

ABBY:
It looks like some sort of egg.

It's too big to come from the chickens.

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